You GOTTA love old folks

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The
teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager
would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in
classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering
if you were my son."

A mod posted this???:noidea: :noidea: :noidea:

A mod posted this???:noidea: :noidea: :noidea:

What, I just got it from my Church going mother, I figured it might me ok...Chris can delete it if he don't like it...

Here Smokes, let me do it for ya...:nono: :nono: :nono:

What, I just got it from my Church going mother, I figured it might me ok...Chris can delete it if he don't like it...

Here Smokes, let me do it for ya...:nono: :nono: :nono:

there's nothing wrong with the joke, Buns is an instigater......:tape: :biggrin1:

What, I just got it from my Church going mother, I figured it might me ok...Chris can delete it if he don't like it...

Here Smokes, let me do it for ya...:nono: :nono: :nono:

I kindly got a chuckle out of it
tha punk had it coming
I would have ta think on before using it from tha pulpit though

I must say I could here that come out of my Dad in the same situation.
I never know what he will say but it usually is good and funny.