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jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 08:18 AM
Well.....I'm back to my real job so I have 12 hours to sit here in front of my computer.....not feeling 100% still.....but what else am I gonna do???? :noidea: Work???? :laugh:

Anyway......for all you that take so much pride in sending your poor MC to the pine.......you'll have to wait for week 4......no score from me this week.....after all....I was gonna shoot my score wednesday....but there is no range at the hospital ER.....

Soooo....here we go with week 3's shooters....

JDX--
01-26-2009, 08:36 AM
Sweet a nice group again – Bench time here we go!!!!!!! Good Luck everyone

PJMax
01-26-2009, 08:38 AM
Welcome back JC.:welcome:

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 08:44 AM
Yeah JC, even though you will not have the opportunity to feel the pine this week we're all still glad you're back... :peace:

Ron

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 08:44 AM
I'm really happy to see our newer archers sticking with us and continuing to shoot. I hope that this league serves as a motivating tool and not something that discourages. The shooters here shooting good scores do so, more than likely, because they have taken the time and put forth the effort to practice. That is what this league is about.

Having said that.....diamonarchergirl and soldiermom.....I'm still gonna find an "X" and stand if front of it if you should ever decide to shoot at me with a bow and arrow.......:peace:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 08:45 AM
I'll keep my distance from everyone on the pine and I promise I won't double dip in the salsa.....

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 08:52 AM
Now I don't know what is going on there in the home of SandSquid and Mrs. Squid, but they should write a book about sibling love. Our two young sisters are obviously shooting identical scores so that neither beats the other. What selflessness! I bet those girls get along perfectly 24 hours a day and are a dream to live with. Tell us Squids....how do you do it???? :noidea:

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 08:53 AM
I'll keep my distance from everyone on the pine and I promise I won't double dip in the salsa.....

You better not double dip or or else we will bring the pine to YOU.... You sick boy you... :laugh:

Ron

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 08:57 AM
Round 3 gamoboy.....keep on keepin on my friend.


It wasn't Sandsquid's fault he pulled an arrow this end. He had to rush to the pine and separate his girls......they were throwing down over the last chocolate doughnut...... :noidea: :laugh:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:05 AM
ATTENTION ON THE RANGE........ATTENTION ON THE RANGE!

PJMax and bowhunterj please report to the pine bench of pain.....we have 2 splinters reserved for you there.....

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:11 AM
Wheely..........you probably need to get back to quiver building anyway....I feel your pain.


Elitearchergirl......regardless of the round you went down in......like me....you have ensured no one really noticed because your equipment looks sooooo good..... :thumb:

PJMax
01-26-2009, 09:13 AM
Ouch that arrow missed to paper and hit me in the Bu##! Made it to round 4 this week.

Shot my first 3d round yesterday, cold here in northern okla but didn't loose or break and arrow and actually hit 28 of 30 target bodies. Considered it a good learning experience. Next month I'll move back past 5 yards - ha!

:lol:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:20 AM
Looks like Ron gets to send firechica to the pine this week.....did you forget to shoot an arrow that round???

Made it to round 6 mobuzzcut.......looks like you are improving......enjoy it while you can......I got a feeling something pink is gonna be whippin you one of these days.... :biggrin1:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:21 AM
Ouch that arrow missed to paper and hit me in the Bu##! Made it to round 4 this week.

Shot my first 3d round yesterday, cold here in northern okla but didn't loose or break and arrow and actually hit 28 of 30 target bodies. Considered it a good learning experience. Next month I'll move back past 5 yards - ha!

:lol:

Nothin wrong with shooting from 1 yard.....taking baby steps is a great technique...... :peace:

xxSPOTTSxx
01-26-2009, 09:24 AM
Glad ur back JCM

PJMax
01-26-2009, 09:27 AM
Actually they let me shoot from where I was comfortable. I was walking around with a guy shooting traditional so I shot from his spot or a little back from there. I was happy.

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:31 AM
Mrs. Squid.......you are shooting great for someone as new to this game as you are......keep up the awesome shooting..


Chili.......you are turning in some great scores as well. I think you've improved every year.




However.......hope you both brought tweezers.......off you go......

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:38 AM
Well...I'd say we are down to the shooters that don't miss the "X" very often.....but......Ron and Wassaw are still in the mix......:laugh:

Lets send one to the pine......come on down Ron......at least you whipped the firechic..... :wave:

Nice shootin again this week Hawkins.......28s just don't fly this far in......


Come on over.......the food and drink are delicious and feel free to throw your chicken bones and ice at the remaining shooters......

J.C.
01-26-2009, 09:40 AM
nice shooting, Ron....:peace:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:41 AM
nice shooting, Ron....:peace:

You been too excited about the Steelers to hold steady and shoot a round or what??? :noidea:

J.C.
01-26-2009, 09:43 AM
You been too excited about the Steelers to hold steady and shoot a round or what??? :noidea:

yes, that's exactly what happened....:noidea: :laugh:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:45 AM
Finally have our first shootoff. The pink bunny came back with a perfect 30 and sent WASSAW to the pine.

Now.....we are down to the shooters that don'e miss the X very much....:laugh:


We now have our final 10. Great shooting to you 10 and good luck......

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:51 AM
Had a 10 way shoot off this time......:doh:

Took 3 arrows to knock Little Bow Peep out and send her to the pine. Nice shootin once again....I have a feeling you'll make it a little farther in week 4.....:thumb:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 09:55 AM
No shoot offs this time. "SIN" ERGY shot a horrible....awful....terrible....unbelievable..... piddly......4 Xs...... :laugh: :laugh:

You need to practice more....... :bowl: :bowl:

xxSPOTTSxx
01-26-2009, 10:01 AM
That PINK does fit Bman though:laugh:

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 10:02 AM
nice shooting, Ron....:peace:

Thanks.... BUT ! So close yet so far... :laugh:

The food is good though.... :hungry:

Ron

jdawg240
01-26-2009, 10:04 AM
I just wish they would let me shoot 10 yards all the time!:laugh:

JDX--
01-26-2009, 10:05 AM
A lot of great scores posted this week so far!!! :D
Great shooting folks :rockon:

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 10:10 AM
I just wish they would let me shoot 10 yards all the time!:laugh:

Yeah, but you need to deduct 1 point per end for an appropriate handicap... :laugh:

Heck, I shoot my rounds at 20 yards outside in the yard.... :frusty:

Ron

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 10:11 AM
That PINK does fit Bman though:laugh:

Right on ! :bowl:

Ron

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:11 AM
And we come to the end of our normal.....end by end...sit down. Bunny's 29 has sent him to the pine.....I think all the pink is gone now. Nice shooting Bman.

As you can see....we had a perfect score this week. jdawg was an X destroying machine. Will he reveal the secret to his success????? Tune in to find out...... :biggrin1:

jdawg240
01-26-2009, 10:12 AM
I need all the handicap I can get:laugh:

dont get your hopes up I was shooting at 10 yards in my basement.....:cool:

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 10:16 AM
I need all the handicap I can get:laugh:

dont get your hopes up I was shooting at 10 yards in my basement.....:cool:

SECRET REVEALED ! :laugh:

Justin, you need to change the rules. We all need to shoot from 10 yards in our basements.... :laugh:

Nice shootin dawg :peace:

Ron

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:16 AM
No dice this week again because I have the memory of a piece of pine bark mulch....so back the random number generator (or Randy as I've dubbed him) for our random numbers this week.

Randy's first number is 7.

Not a good end to start on.......SEVEN shoot off arrows to sit one more shooter. 4 Xs in round one has sent UltraElite to the pine in round 13. Strange how these things work out sometimes.:noidea:

JDX--
01-26-2009, 10:17 AM
Ron

Then would that be

+1 for 5 - 10 mph winds
+2 for 10 - 30 mph winds
+5 when shooting a 0 to +30 degrees
+ 10 for shooting in 0 to -30 degrees
Then a match for score for anything below -30 :cool:


Good old Illinois outdoor handicap chart :D

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:18 AM
SECRET REVEALED ! :laugh:

Justin, you need to change the rules. We all need to shoot from 10 yards in our basements.... :laugh:

Nice shootin dawg :peace:

Ron

Nothing in the rules says you can't Ron......Won't be much fun though when I'm trying to do a smack down with 12 perfect scores........:noidea:

Would everyone feel better if I put an asterisk next to him name???? :laugh:

Gator eye
01-26-2009, 10:19 AM
Save me some dip....I'll be over soon.:rockon:

jdawg240
01-26-2009, 10:20 AM
Nothing in the rules says you can't Ron......Won't be much fun though when I'm trying to do a smack down with 12 perfect scores........:noidea:

Would everyone feel better if I put an asterisk next to him name???? :laugh:

I did not have relations with that 10 yard range:laugh:
(in my best slick willy voice)

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:25 AM
Randy's next number is a 4.

Round 4 finds JDX and Mr. Bowtech in a shoot off. One arrow settles it and Mr. Bowtech is off to discover the wonderful world of sharp wood meets soft skin......:laugh:

BUNNYMAN
01-26-2009, 10:26 AM
NICE SHOOTING EVERYONE!!!!!:peace: :peace: :peace:

JDX--
01-26-2009, 10:31 AM
Way to go BUNNYMAN!! :biggrin1:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:32 AM
Randy says we go to round 1 and it's an easy one to score. Just one shooter lousy enough to shoot a 4 X this round.....:doh:

NIP...you shot well this week......thanks for playing:wave:

xxSPOTTSxx
01-26-2009, 10:35 AM
U to Pinky :laugh:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:37 AM
Dandy Randy has pointed to round 6 as our next end to score. Another easy one and as Gator predicted....his time was sooner rather than later. Nice shootin again buddy. Come get some grub.

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 10:37 AM
Nothing in the rules says you can't Ron......Won't be much fun though when I'm trying to do a smack down with 12 perfect scores........:noidea:

Would everyone feel better if I put an asterisk next to him name???? :laugh:

Na, only if he makes it into the hall of fame... :laugh:

Ron

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:39 AM
Na, only if he makes it into the hall of fame... :laugh:

Ron

You never know......:noidea: Jordan didn't make the varsity team until he was a senior..... :biggrin1:

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 10:44 AM
You never know......:noidea: Jordan didn't make the varsity team until he was a senior..... :biggrin1:

But he don't have an asterisk next to his name on anything his name happens to be on.... :laugh:

Plus, he probably can't shoot a bow... But, maybe he can. If he could he probably don't have the TP I happen to share with the old Hookster.... :laugh:

Ron

xxSPOTTSxx
01-26-2009, 10:48 AM
Good shootin Gator

JDX--
01-26-2009, 10:51 AM
Well I feel a lunch break comm'in :biggrin1:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:51 AM
This is the last one to see who walks away the first loser.....:wave:

Randy has sent us back to round 1.

After 4 arrows.....JDX misses an X and that is all it takes. Thanks again for shootin this week JDX and great shootin once again.

With that.....xxSPOTTSxx comes in 2nd with 59 Xs. Nice shooting to you as well my friend. Looks like youg game is back.

And last....but not least....we have our champion for this week. What raw talent and skill it takes to shoot a perfect round. What concentration and self control a shooter must possess to accomplish such a great feat as this. What dedication and intestinal fortitude is required to stick to a training regimen and fire thousands of arrows each and every week to perfect ones form and shot.

You have showed us all jdawg......that anyone who follows the example you've set that we too can shoot a perfect score from the kiddie line....:laugh:

All kidding aside.....60 Xs from 10 yards is still 60 Xs. I would wager that it wouldn't be as easy to do as some might think. Nice shootin.

xxSPOTTSxx
01-26-2009, 10:52 AM
fine shootin again this week JDX:cool:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 10:52 AM
But he don't have an asterisk next to his name on anything his name happens to be on.... :laugh:

Plus, he probably can't shoot a bow... But, maybe he can. If he could he probably don't have the TP I happen to share with the old Hookster.... :laugh:

Ron

No one makes a bow with a 35" draw length......

JDX--
01-26-2009, 10:55 AM
CONGRATS!!!!

jdawg240

xxSPOTTSxx

Great shootin folks
I hope all had a blast!

SandSquid
01-26-2009, 11:00 AM
I bet those girls get along perfectly 24 hours a day and are a dream to live with.

ummm. Yeah! That's it!!!!
:noidea: :noidea:

Tell us Squids....how do you do it????

Keep the busy!
School, home-work, Archery, TaeKwonDo, Church Choir, Hand Bells, etc., etc.

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 11:02 AM
And here is the final rundown for week 3.

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 11:09 AM
No one makes a bow with a 35" draw length......

True. Maybe that's a business opportunity right there... :bowl: :laugh: We can price it wherever we want since he can afford it.... :laugh:

Nice shooting dawggy..... I'd love to take 60x's at 10 yards.... :peace:

Ron

MOBuzzCut
01-26-2009, 11:10 AM
Looks like Ron gets to send firechica to the pine this week.....did you forget to shoot an arrow that round???

Made it to round 6 mobuzzcut.......looks like you are improving......enjoy it while you can......I got a feeling something pink is gonna be whippin you one of these days.... :biggrin1:
Yeah I know it JC but while I get back into shooting shape I can gloat for awhile at least

SandSquid
01-26-2009, 11:15 AM
Mrs. Squid.......you are shooting great for someone as new to this game as you are......keep up the awesome shooting..

Better watch out the postman just delivered (12) custom made Victory X-RingerHV 350's. They are "blacked out" for stealth;
3 black duravane 3D vaves, black Bohning double lock pin nocks, 80gr. Glue in SS bullet point tips.... (http://my1.photodump.com/uploads/SandSquid/10db2b377f1e2e0c.JPG)

She didn't even make it to the "top 10"???!!! Ohhhh SH!T.
You are all in deep trouble when she goes Ninja on you all!
Be afraid, be very very afraid!

You are just lucky she didn't see these numbers last Thursday befores she shot for this weeks' Smack Down, you have a temporary stay of execution

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 11:15 AM
Yeah I know it JC but while I get back into shooting shape I can gloat for awhile at least

Might as well gloat.... That's part of the whole point of smack ! :peace:

Ron

JDX--
01-26-2009, 11:19 AM
Thanks jcmorgan31 for another awesome round!!

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 11:24 AM
In case anyone is wondering. Standings are based on total points for placing in the top 10...not scores.

For those of us that have not finished in the top 10 and received a point, we are ranked by total X count.

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 11:25 AM
Thanks everyone for your well wishes and your patience. Hopefully that won't happen again for........I dunno.......the rest of my life.....:cool:

Send in them scores for this week. Already have 6 turned in.

SandSquid
01-26-2009, 11:40 AM
In case anyone is wondering. Standings are based on total points for placing in the top 10...not scores.

For those of us that have not finished in the top 10 and received a point, we are ranked by total X count.

What about the folks that started a week late, due to our League schedules?

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 11:42 AM
What about the folks that started a week late, due to our League schedules?

:noidea: :noidea: :noidea:

What do you suggest?

SandSquid
01-26-2009, 12:01 PM
:noidea: :noidea: :noidea:

What do you suggest?


Not that it really would matter in the long run,
:Cry: :Cry: :Cry: :Cry: :Cry:

but a final "make-up round" would be cool.

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 12:15 PM
Not that it really would matter in the long run,
:Cry: :Cry: :Cry: :Cry: :Cry:

but a final "make-up round" would be cool.


I don't have a problem with that. That would make for 3 possible options in my book.

1. Leave it as is. (I'm in the same boat as you now)
2. Drop the lowest score of the 6.
3. Have a 7th week that anyone can turn in a score for to replace their lowest score if they want.


Makes no difference to me really.

jdawg240
01-26-2009, 01:41 PM
I'll be shooting from 20 now so you dont hvev to worry about me shooting 60x. Maybe 50 on a good day but not 60. :Cry:

bullfiddle
01-26-2009, 02:11 PM
I don't have a problem with that. That would make for 3 possible options in my book.

1. Leave it as is. (I'm in the same boat as you now)
2. Drop the lowest score of the 6.
3. Have a 7th week that anyone can turn in a score for to replace their lowest score if they want.


Makes no difference to me really.

I vote ya do it just like the IBO does...:noidea: Play it as it lies...:frusty: :frusty: I really could care less I haven't turned a score in yet...:noidea: Maybe this week....:peace: :peace:

wassaw
01-26-2009, 02:19 PM
how about only those not in the top 10 can drop a low score :D:laugh:

what ever makes it easy for you. I can tell you keeping up with all the scores and putting them to paper takes some work.:frusty: so make it easy for you


by the way THANKS!! the format of this forum shoot is FUN!


Congrats jdawg!

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 02:31 PM
Here is the official decision from the Director of Smack himself..... :hail:


I will run a 7th smack down which will be an optional .....make up.....round. If you are happy with your ranking and score after the first 6 weeks....feel free to park it on the sofa and start your pre-3D veg out session. If you missed a week or just think you can shoot a better score than one of your first 6...then shoot one and submit it. I'll replace your lowest with it and rework the final standings.


Why am I doing this? In the interest of fun. What fun is it to miss a week for whatever reason and know you can talk smack to Ron when it's all said and done? :laugh:

So.....If you had a bad week and think you can knock someone down a rung on the ladder....shoot a score week 7 and we'll see what happens when te smoke settles.


If you miss 2 weeks.......sorry.......I gotta end it sometime..... :noidea:

jcmorgan31
01-26-2009, 02:31 PM
wassaw;223414]how about only those not in the top 10 can drop a low score :D:laugh: [/COLOR]

what ever makes it easy for you. I can tell you keeping up with all the scores and putting them to paper takes some work.:frusty: so make it easy for you


by the way THANKS!! the format of this forum shoot is FUN!


Congrats jdawg!


I do like that line of thinking though..... :wave:

BowhuntnHoosier
01-26-2009, 05:06 PM
Had a 10 way shoot off this time......:doh:

Took 3 arrows to knock Little Bow Peep out and send her to the pine. Nice shootin once again....I have a feeling you'll make it a little farther in week 4.....:thumb:

Nice shootin Jess Darlin. You done a wonderful job. Before long you will be sendin all these guys to the pine. Now is there anything I can get you over at the pine?? Ice tea,ice cream,and don't tell anyone else but I brought you some homemade chocolate chip cookies.:biggrin1:

Ronhop
01-26-2009, 08:48 PM
Here is the official decision from the Director of Smack himself..... :hail:


I will run a 7th smack down which will be an optional .....make up.....round. If you are happy with your ranking and score after the first 6 weeks....feel free to park it on the sofa and start your pre-3D veg out session. If you missed a week or just think you can shoot a better score than one of your first 6...then shoot one and submit it. I'll replace your lowest with it and rework the final standings.


Why am I doing this? In the interest of fun. What fun is it to miss a week for whatever reason and know you can talk smack to Ron when it's all said and done? :laugh:

So.....If you had a bad week and think you can knock someone down a rung on the ladder....shoot a score week 7 and we'll see what happens when te smoke settles.


If you miss 2 weeks.......sorry.......I gotta end it sometime..... :noidea:

Justin the plan makes sense....

I just need to have a week 7 like Dawggy's and then the smack will be coming FROM my direction instead of TOWARD my direction.... :bowl: :laugh: Fat chance of that becoming reality though. It'll just force me to waste yet another 5 spot target.... :frusty:

Ron

JDX--
01-26-2009, 08:59 PM
Nice shootin Jess Darlin. You done a wonderful job. Before long you will be sendin all these guys to the pine. Now is there anything I can get you over at the pine?? Ice tea,ice cream,and don't tell anyone else but I brought you some homemade chocolate chip cookies.:biggrin1:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :rockon: BowhuntnHoosier :lol: :lol: :lol:
But you do have a good point! that is the bench :D

Hawkins305
01-26-2009, 09:09 PM
Congrats jdawg240 great shooting.

Thanks for all fun and the pine wasn't to bad with the good company I had but we will all do better next week.:noidea:

Chilis chop shop
01-26-2009, 11:34 PM
Mrs. Squid.......you are shooting great for someone as new to this game as you are......keep up the awesome shooting..


Chili.......you are turning in some great scores as well. I think you've improved every year.




However.......hope you both brought tweezers.......off you go......

Thanks JC, all that practice along with the new strings you made me seem to be making a difference!

Chilis chop shop
01-26-2009, 11:44 PM
yes, that's exactly what happened....:noidea: :laugh:

C'mon now JC, don't get too excited ! My Cards will be bringing some this Sunday! ( Jeez, I thought I'd never get to say something like that!!:rockon: )

jcmorgan31
01-27-2009, 07:19 AM
C'mon now JC, don't get too excited ! My Cards will be bringing some this Sunday! ( Jeez, I thought I'd never get to say something like that!!:rockon: )

I thought the Cards were a baseball team..... :noidea:

Chilis chop shop
01-27-2009, 10:30 AM
I thought the Cards were a baseball team..... :noidea:

Sometimes, I wish they were!:doh:

J.C.
01-27-2009, 10:36 AM
C'mon now JC, don't get too excited ! My Cards will be bringing some this Sunday! ( Jeez, I thought I'd never get to say something like that!!:rockon: )

yeah, it's gonna be a great game. Fitzgerald is gonna be hard to shut down. hopefully we can get a good pass rush on Warner. I know alot of people are expecting a fairly easy win for Pittsburgh, but I think it's gonna be a close one.

xxSPOTTSxx
01-27-2009, 10:41 AM
yeah, it's gonna be a great game. Fitzgerald is gonna be hard to shut down. hopefully we can get a good pass rush on Warner. I know alot of people are expecting a fairly easy win for Pittsburgh, but I think it's gonna be a close one.fairly easy? when bens choking? :D

J.C.
01-27-2009, 10:42 AM
fairly easy? when bens choking? :D

how'd that Colts season turn out?....:wave:

Chilis chop shop
01-27-2009, 10:44 AM
Yeah, alot of people are expecting a blowout. But long time TRUE Cardinals fans are used to that. It will a much better game than most expect! You're right Fitz is awesome. But what I'm really looking forward to is the inevitable collision between Boldin and Polamalu! that should entertaining !