Have you seen this $#*+!!

Now they're spamming in old threads...Domestic Threadjackers are bad enough, now we have to contend with SPAMORISTS!!!

Have you seen this $#*+!!

Now they're spamming in old threads...Domestic Threadjackers are bad enough, now we have to contend with SPAMORISTS!!!

So what your saying is you don't like spam? I'm shocked!

am spam.

Spam-I-am.

That Spam-I-am.
That Spam-I-am.
I do not like
That Spam-I-am.

Do you like
E-mail spam?

I do not like it,
Spam-I-am.
I do not like
your E-mail Spam.

Would you like it here
or there?

I would not like it.
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it
Spam-I-am.

Would you like it
if it's lewd?
Would you like it
in the nude?

I would not like it
if it's lewd.
I would not like it
in the nude.
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it
Spam-I-am.

Would you want it
at your ISP?
Would you want it
'cause it's free?

Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if it's lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it.
Spam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
From afar?
Take them! Take them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
from afar.

You will like them.
You wil see.
You will like them.
You'll buy from me!

I would not, could not buy from thee.
Not from afar! You let me be.
Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

A bunch! A bunch!
A bunch! A bunch!
Could you, would you,
love a bunch?

Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Spam! Let me Be!
Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

Say!
On a lark?
Here on a lark!
Would you read it on a lark?

I would not read it
on a lark?

Would you, could you
think again?

I would not, could not, think again.
Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Not at my ISP.
I do not like it, Spam, you see.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

Would you, could you,
A pyramid scheme?

I would not, could not,
a pyramid scheme!

Would you, could you,
something really obscene?

I could not, would not, something really obscene.
Will not, will not, a pyramid scheme.
I will not read it on a lark.
I will not, will not think again.
Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

You do not like it,
so you say.
Read it! Read it!
And you may.
Read it and you may, I say.

Spam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it,
You will see.

Say!
I do detest your e-mail spam!
I do! I hate it! Spam-I-am!
I really hate you, and your floozie!
I will hunt you with an Uzi!
I do not want that something really obscene!
I do not want your pyramid scheme!
They should take you to the deck!
And once there... should stretch your neck!
You are so evil, so evil, you see!
Get thee Satan away from me!
If I could find you and your ISP,
I would piddle in your shoes and on your knee!
I find you crude!
I find you rude!
I do not like you here or there.
I would not like you anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
Death to you
Death to you
Spam-I-am.

Just report the post. There is a little exclamation point with a red triangle around it at the top right of the post that allows you to report a post to me.

I'll clean up the thread or remove it if necessary. God I hate spammers.

Thanks

ok Dredly, about how long did that take take you??????:laugh: :laugh: Thats funny though!!

I really like spam especially if you fry it frist and put some mayonniase on toasted bread. :hungry: HS

Dredly its funny, that you should come up with this just when we were preparing to choose a post of the year.....no we have to redo the hole thing....

Dredly its funny, that you should come up with this just when we were preparing to choose a post of the year.....no we have to redo the hole thing....

I can't take the credit for it... somone else wrote it, i just pasted it

I can't take the credit for it... somone else wrote it, i just pasted it

Great post there Dred.......but I thought I had seen it somewhere before. I reported like 3 or 4 different spammers yesterday Chris did you get all them???

I like my fried spam with mustard instead of mayo though HS.

Yes sir dredly, That's Funny.

And actually I love spam! That's some good eatin stuff right there...

Yes sir dredly, That's Funny.

And actually I love spam! That's some good eatin stuff right there...

yeah I guess if you like lips and but holes....that has to be the worst stuff right there......ranks up at the top of my gross foods list....kinda like corned beef hash.....

yeah I guess if you like lips and but holes....that has to be the worst stuff right there......ranks up at the top of my gross foods list....kinda like corned beef hash.....

No way.............sorry but I have to disagree spam is nothing like corned beef hash.:nono:

No way.............sorry but I have to disagree spam is nothing like corned beef hash.:nono:

they are just alike.....just alike poop.........

they are just alike.....just alike poop.........

Would'nt know I have not tried poop.

yeah I guess if you like lips and but holes....that has to be the worst stuff right there......ranks up at the top of my gross foods list....kinda like corned beef hash.....
I love CBH...MMMMMM! Gross is like...brussle sprouts...ICK!!
Lips and buttholes, that's hotdogs and bologna...Not spam.
Spam is hooves and tails...:laugh:

I love CBH...MMMMMM! Gross is like...brussle sprouts...ICK!!
Lips and buttholes, that's hotdogs and bologna...Not spam.
Spam is hooves and tails...:laugh:

I dont care what it is its gross......

Would'nt know I have not tried poop.

you eat spam...its the same thing...had a scientist freind test that stuff and he came to the conclusion it was either rotted fiddo or raw sewage.....

You know Spam is not that bad ti'll ya find them little hairs in it..:hug:

:laugh: smap hairs...........

geez im :laugh: ing so hard i cant type, meant to say spam hairs..... This hasto get thead of the year....:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: I was going to ask you what smap hairs were????:laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: I was going to ask you what smap hairs were???? :laugh:

I don't want to know! :tape:

spam hairs......

sometimes you can find one thats rather long (gone through the grinder long ways) and you can save these for floss later....not that you gonna need it or anything but handy sometimes....:hug:

spam hairs......

sometimes you can find one thats rather long (gone through the grinder long ways) and you can save these for floss later....not that you gonna need it or anything but handy sometimes....:hug:

yeah cuz someone else already chewed it up and spit it in the can.......

spam hairs......

sometimes you can find one thats rather long (gone through the grinder long ways) and you can save these for floss later....not that you gonna need it or anything but handy sometimes....:hug:
If you heat it up good, You burn those hairs right outta there...

If you heat it up good, You burn those hairs right outta there...
how many cow lips are really in a can o spam,,anybody know?:noidea:

Boy's just think of it as if you were kissing a cow.:kiss: Just love that spam and with mustard too!:love: ok everybody now three cheers for spam:cheer2: And Bowman if you be really good this year Ol Santas libale to leave you a can or 2 in you stocking,Now that oughta make a man jump right out bed just like opening morning of bow season. Hs :smokin:

I would rather get coal......