Ok boys here is the offfical Smack Down thread.



Dread you am dead cuz I'm gonna bust ya hide Clyde! :biggrin1:

Us Older dudes gonna show you wanna be's what it's all about.
Right Senior Gents????? :noidea: HS

Ok N2T what ya gonna be when I cut ya down to ya knees, Ya gonna be beggin please. :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

Ya fellars notice I'm pickin on somebody thats new. HEEEE HEEEEE HEEEE. HS

smokes you should be warned I just moved up to 10 yrds and lets just say you are gonna be real sad when you see my scores for next week.....:rockon: :biggrin1:

I feel sorry for all of you matthew shooters. Should us hoyt shooters give you matthews guys a 10 or 20 point head start. It's really not fair for you guys.

GO HOYT ........... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

I feel sorry for all of you matthew shooters. Should us hoyt shooters give you matthews guys a 10 or 20 point head start. It's really not fair for you guys.

GO HOYT ........... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

we will see......about that.....you should probably mark this day in the calender.......it is the begining of the end for hoyt on this here forum.....

I feel sorry for all of you matthew shooters. Should us hoyt shooters give you matthews guys a 10 or 20 point head start. It's really not fair for you guys.

GO HOYT ...........

Right on dude! :rockon: :rockon:

The hoyts will be taking names and kicking arse!

Hoyts will be collecting splinters just like the rest. Maybe a Hooter Shooter should be the next purchase!!!!

Hoyts will be collecting splinters just like the rest. Maybe a Hooter Shooter should be the next purchase!!!!

would that be legal????

I like this!!! right out of the gun!!! Holy Croaks starts dropping bombs!!!! LOL !!!!

How come every time I take the hoyt out of the case AC/DC Thunderstruck starts playing? :rockon:

When I had the switchback i would open the case and the dixie chicks would start playing. :laugh: :doh:

Look out boys because all of you are going to be thunderstruck with the hoyt.:peace:

when i get my hoyt out, i hear ac/dc also, but its always Hells Bells....cuase we "wont take no prisoners, wont spare no lives!" And the mathews arent putting up a fight...:biggrin1:

so the other day I was going past the road to the the local hoyt dealer.......

it seemed they have changed the names of the road......now when you get there you are at the intersection of Highway to Hell and the Road to Nowhere Fast.....:noidea: :noidea:

I feel sorry for all of you matthew shooters. Should us hoyt shooters give you matthews guys a 10 or 20 point head start. It's really not fair for you guys.

GO away HOYT ........... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

I'll take yer 20!

give 10-20 points to Mathews!!! HMMM!!! I might have to get one!!!! But, waite ..... it wont matter..... I'm going to make it fair and I'm going to shoot my hunting bow. An '05 Illusion. I got my target stuff on her last week for league.. To see how it would do!!! I shot 300 w/ 58X. Not bad for a hunting bow!!!! Trying to get it to shoot 60x by this weekend!!!! so you dont think i'm BS'ing here's a pic.

give 10-20 points to Mathews!!! HMMM!!! I might have to get one!!!! But, waite ..... it wont matter..... I'm going to make it fair and I'm going to shoot my hunting bow. An '05 Illusion. I got my target stuff on her last week for league.. To see how it would do!!! I shot 300 w/ 58X. Not bad for a hunting bow!!!! Trying to get it to shoot 60x by this weekend!!!! so you dont think i'm BS'ing here's a pic.

oh i dont thinkyour BSing about the bow...Ithink your BSing about the score.....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I feel sorry for all of you matthew shooters. Should us hoyt shooters give you matthews guys a 10 or 20 point head start. It's really not fair for you guys.

GO HOYT ........... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

Ok, but let's give the Alpine shooters 50 pts head start:biggrin1:

I could be.... but I doubt it. Shooting 300 isnt the hard part! its shooting bow not designed for spots and doing it. 300 is tough for you guys!!!! Maybe we sould do a handicap system!!! LOL !!!
I wont be shooting at the end of the month too. Its Louisville TIME!!!! So you'll have a chnce to catch up in points!! LOL !!!
And I'll post a pic tommorow w/ date and I'll have 6 signatures of witnesses on the target for ya.....
Its like shooting fish in a barrel !!!! LOL

I could be.... but I doubt it. Shooting 300 isnt the hard part! its shooting bow not designed for spots and doing it. 300 is tough for you guys!!!! Maybe we sould do a handicap system!!! LOL !!!
I wont be shooting at the end of the month too. Its Louisville TIME!!!! So you'll have a chnce to catch up in points!! LOL !!!
And I'll post a pic tommorow w/ date and I'll have 6 signatures of witnesses on the target for ya.....
Its like shooting fish in a barrel !!!! LOL

some thing tells me where gonna need chris......

Ok, but let's give the Alpine shooters 50 pts head start:biggrin1:

ummmm NO:mad: :biggrin1:

What ya need Chris for?? LOL !!!!

All I can say is good luck to you all, cuz it's over

I agree... No 50 point handicap cause your a girl. She could be a ringer in the mits.... LOL !!! I doubt it though. LOL..........................:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yo hoag... is that signature supposed to be impressive or threatening? LOL !!!! Better have a pillow in your briches so when those limbs let loose!! Your bunnion wont get bruised!!!

I'll take yer 20!


My bow case also plays the devil went down to georgia, cause I'll take that bet and you're gonna regret cause i'm the best there's ever been.:laugh: :laugh:

No offense smokes

This is gettin fun, but all this talk makes me tired, from now on my bow will do the talkin and those mathews will do the walkin:laugh: :laugh:

Got over 7000 shots through these limbs and NOTHIN but sweetness

yeah!! walking straight to the pine for a seat with the rest!!!

Got over 7000 shots through these limbs and NOTHIN but sweetness

good there wont be any excuses then..:amen:

Might even set up the Pro 40 for this little game

:doh: LOL>>>>>>>>>:laugh: :laugh:

Might even set up the Pro 40 for this little game

wait you own more than one bowtech and you still have all YOUR limbs???:laugh: :laugh:

That's funny stuff right there!!!! Honestly never had one problem with Bowtech limbs, and have owned 7-8 of them

Also got my 07 Constitution this week, setting it up as we speak

you guys might want to buy some of those fancy riding pants. the ones with the leather seat sewed in them. I dont think the pine splinters will penetrate those. I want y'all to be comfortable on the pine board

you guys might want to buy some of those fancy riding pants. the ones with the leather seat sewed in them. I dont think the pine splinters will penetrate those. I want y'all to be comfortable on the pine board

Thats a good idea long !!maybe Chris can have some made up to say and sell that says : "3DSHOOTS.COM IS WHERE I RIDE THE PINE"

Thats a good idea long !!maybe Chris can have some made up to say and sell that says : "3DSHOOTS.COM IS WHERE I RIDE THE PINE"

will all that fit on the butt pads????:noidea: :noidea:

will all that fit on the butt pads????:noidea: :noidea:

one side of the pad will say "3dshoots.com is-" and the other will say "where I ride the pine"
Maybe it will fit? LOL

I'm personally calling wheels out.:fencing: After I sit you down little girl on that hard hard pine you can go and play with all the other girls and leave this shoot to the men.:boxing:

I'm personally calling wheels out.:fencing: After I sit you down little girl on that hard hard pine you can go and play with all the other girls and leave this shoot to the men.:boxing:

your picking on a girl?????:noidea: :noidea:

your picking on a girl?????:noidea: :noidea:

YEP...........its time she realizes this is a mans world.:mad:

YEP...........its time she realizes this is a mans world.:mad:

you are something else......:tape:

you are something else......:tape:

Yep I'm the beginning of the end.

Yep I'm the beginning of the end.

of what???????

I'm personally calling wheels out.:fencing: After I sit you down little girl on that hard hard pine you can go and play with all the other girls and leave this shoot to the men.

Men? :noidea: The bigger you are, the harder you will fall :laugh:
I can't play with the girls, they don't like me :noidea:

one side of the pad will say "3dshoots.com is-" and the other will say "where I ride the pine"
Maybe it will fit? LOL
maybe it s/b simple and easy to understand, like I'M A LOSER

if the butt pad slogan has to be true, it will say, "I lost to a old geezer"

Men? :noidea: The bigger you are, the harder you will fall :laugh:
I can't play with the girls, they don't like me :noidea:

Ouch I can't help it if I'm big boned:laugh:

As for falling young lady I'm like a Weeble I may wobble but I do not fall down.

Maybe you should take up gardening I hear girls are pretty good at that.

I need some help.the only way I can win this shoot is to get djkillaz to drop out. I know how he shoots. when you say, "put up or shut up" he will be the one talking when its over with.

I need some help.the only way I can win this shoot is to get djkillaz to drop out. I know how he shoots. when you say, "put up or shut up" he will be the one talking when its over with.

nah we've already taken care of that... We threw him out and put his 5 year old kid in instead so we MAY have a chance :biggrin1:

I'd talk some smack back to Smokes... but I don't think he would understand it and I'm still trying to figure out who the heck Clyde is and why you are talking about his hide :noidea:

From now on all trash talking will be done in the form of YANKEE ENGLISH! :laugh:

or I'll start throwing out stuff like "I'm gonna treat you like a confederate solider and beat the snot out of ya!"

The south lost... and so will you!

Put the bow down and go pick some cotton! At least you may be good at that

[QUOTE=BowhuntnHoosier;30194]I'm personally calling wheels out.:fencing: After I sit you down little girl on that hard hard pine you can go and play with all the other girls and leave this shoot to the menQUOTE]


:pound: :pound:

Lovely wished I had thought of atnean(THAT ONE)>

Maybe we can make one consolation for her , put a pillar(PILLOW) on da pine. After all she is a girl. Also let's not forget Bowman> HS:biggrin1: HS

[QUOTE=BowhuntnHoosier;30248]Ouch I can't help it if I'm big boned:laugh:

As for falling young lady I'm like a Weeble I may wobble but I do not fall down.

Maybe you should take up gardening I hear girls are pretty good at that. Woaaaaaa

: [QUOTE=BowhuntnHoosier;30248]Ouch I can't help it if I'm big boned:laugh:

As for falling young lady I'm like a Weeble I may wobble but I do not fall down.

Maybe you should take up gardening I hear girls are pretty good at that.

Wooooooooa:pound: :pound: this just to good HS

I need some help.the only way I can win this shoot is to get djkillaz to drop out. I know how he shoots. when you say, "put up or shut up" he will be the one talking when its over with.


Say's who? HS

nah we've already taken care of that... We threw him out and put his 5 year old kid in instead so we MAY have a chance :biggrin1:

I'd talk some smack back to Smokes... but I don't think he would understand it and I'm still trying to figure out who the heck Clyde is and why you are talking about his hide

From now on all trash talking will be done in the form of YANKEE ENGLISH!

or I'll start throwing out stuff like "I'm gonna treat you like a confederate solider and beat the snot out of ya!"

The south lost... and so will you!

Put the bow down and go pick some cotton! At least you may be good at that

They ain't a Yankee bone in my body or my folks body and don't be a cursin me like that.
As far as tha South ,and capitilze that when you spell it boy, losing
ya is wrong we was beat into submission we ain't neva lost. No amount of smack ain't neva gonna change it evra.
Ya done went and got my Gray blood to boilin.

I don't no no Yankee talkin:nerd: and iffin(IF I DID) I wouldn't stoop that low ta use it
One thing about it at least us Southerns will WORK not push a bunch of keys sittin on our hinends(DAREAIRS)(PLACE YA GONNA BE IFFIN(IF YOU)MESS WITH ME)
CLYDE-He's tha fellar gonna be beside ya on that bench.
Cuz being tha Southern Gentleman I am we want to be hospitlable and make sure ya ain't to skeert on there, in other words somebody ta hold ya hand>>HS:wave:

They ain't a Yankee bone in my body or my folks body and don't be a cursin me like that.
As far as tha South ,and capitilze that when you spell it boy, losing
ya is wrong we was beat into submission we ain't neva lost. No amount of smack ain't neva gonna change it evra.
Ya done went and got my Gray blood to boilin.

I don't no no Yankee talkin:nerd: and iffin(IF I DID) I wouldn'tstoop that low ta use it
One thing about it at least us Southerns will WORK not push a bunch of keys sittin on our hinends(DAREAIRS)(PLACE YA GOONA BE IFFIN(IF YOU)MESS WITH ME)
He's tha fellar gonna be beside ya on that bench.
Cuz being tha Southern Gentleman I am we want to be hospitlable and make sure ya ain't to skeert on there>HS:wave:

No wonder the south lost... even other southerners couldn't understand what the people were sayin!

I'd like pics of his target because there is no way that Bowman will be able to understand what he types in the pm! :laugh:

No wonder the south lost... even other southerners couldn't understand what the people were sayin!

I'd like pics of his target because there is no way that Bowman will be able to understand what he types in the pm! :laugh:


One mor time for ya fellars of tha Narth> We was nevar beat>
tha South Has Rissin(ROSE):peace: HS

Ya will have ya pics!

Shoot, don't know where I've been to miss all the trash talkin.... :laugh:

All I know is I am on Wheels' side I mean anyone that's able to shoot through cables gets props in my book! :peace:

Bring yer Matthews, My Hoyt will learn you a thing or two!! :rockon:

~Byte~

Shoot, don't know where I've been to miss all the trash talkin.... :laugh:

All I know is I am on Wheels' side I mean anyone that's able to shoot through cables gets props in my book! :peace:

Bring yer Matthews, My Hoyt will learn you a thing or two!! :rockon:

~Byte~


I'll see iffin I can get Wheels ta save ya a place on tha piney board. HS:biggrin1:

I'll see iffin I can get Wheels ta save ya a place on tha piney board. HS:biggrin1:

Now, that thar's a g-reat idea. Love the smell of Pines in the spring.

But ya know... it might be rough smelling the pines through all the SMOKE comin from my arrows as they SMACK the 10Ring. :smokin:

~ByteME!!!~

Now I would get tha Lincoln Logs out and fletch em up so as to have some line cutters. But with a name like that They nevar would fly striaght nuff for this OL Southerner.
But ya fellars may want to as for I ani't gonna need em>> HS

Now, that thar's a g-reat idea. Love the smell of Pines in the spring.

But ya know... it might be rough smelling the pines through all the SMOKE comin from my arrows as they SMACK the 10Ring. :smokin:

~ByteME!!!~




:pound: :pound: Really cute. Now thats some real Smak talk> HS

Now I would get tha Lincoln Logs out and fletch em up so as to have some line cutters. But with a name like that They nevar would fly striaght nuff for this OL Southerner.
But ya fellars may want to as for I ani't gonna need em>> HS

Rawk on ya ole coot! And, hey don't sweat them lincoln logs, I heard Bowman's got blazers on em and swears he's cuttin lines.. I mean check his scores after his practice run!!! You know you can't THROW them at the target right? They aint throwin' knives!!!

C'ya
~Byte~

Rawk on ya ole coot! And, hey don't sweat them lincoln logs, I heard Bowman's got blazers on em and swears he's cuttin lines.. I mean check his scores after his practice run!!! You know you can't THROW them at the target right? They aint throwin' knives!!!

C'ya
~Byte~

oh no... now there are 2 of them :doh:

oh no... now there are 2 of them :doh:

And....... Yer point is...

~Byte~

oh no... now there are 2 of them :doh:

I think its smokes alter.......:noidea:

Is there a translation book...:noidea:

I think its smokes alter.......:noidea:

Jest another fellow Tennessean out here s'pportin ma neighbor!

Laters,
~Byte~

Is there a translation book...:noidea:

Means... "Heres yer sign" :laugh:


Aiiiiight.. punks!!! I have a date with my 6 year old daughter to the range, shes gonna give me some pointers. :rockon:

Anyway... gonna go put some last minute "spice" on ole faithful so I am ready for y'all. I will have to resume this "School Yard" trash talkin later..

C'ya in the 10ring, iff'in ya'all can make it!

~Byte~

oh no... now there are 2 of them :doh:

HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!! Yup told the South done rose>
we decided that WE WAS GONNA COMBINE SCORES AND REALLY PUT A BIG OL WHOOOOPPIN ON YA BOYS 600 POINTS> hs

Not only is Byte from tha South he done be from the Great state of Tenneyssee. Whooooooooo WEEEEEE!!!!!!! :laugh: :tea:

Yawta(YOU OUGHT TO)here us atalkin when we get together. youin's (YOU FELLARS) would nevar quitya(QUIT YOUR) laughing. and thisn(THIS ONE) I really like c' ya'll(see you all). Thankya Byte>

HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!! Yup told the South done rose>
we decided that WE WAS GONNA COMBINE SCORES AND REALLY PUT A BIG OL WHOOOOPPIN ON YA BOYS 600 POINTS> hs

Not only is Byteme from tha South he done be from the Great sate of Tenneyssee. Whooooooooo WEEEEEE!!!!!!! :laugh: :tea:


YEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWW... Bring it on yunguns!!!

Hey Smokes, know what they say bout northerners and why they drink Pepsi? (now this might hurt a little)....

Coz thay's empty from the neck up!!!!


WHOOO HOOOO... If ya from the south and ya drink pepsi... shoot.. its all good coz at least you on the right side of the Mason Dixon line.


Aiiiight, now seriously... I gots ta get needs ta learn me how to shoot some o' the new fangled bow and arrow stuff... Got some sorta 300 shoot to get some scores in... gosh, I hope I can pull 65lbs back enough to rank. I's knows I can spit chew that far!

Later,
~Byte~

YEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWW... Bring it on yunguns!!!

Hey Smokes, know what they say bout northerners and why they drink Pepsi? (now this might hurt a little)....

Coz thay's empty from the neck up!!!!


WHOOO HOOOO... If ya from the south and ya drink pepsi... shoot.. its all good coz at least you on the right side of the Mason Dixon line.


Aiiiight, now seriously... I gots ta get needs ta learn me how to shoot some o' the new fangled bow and arrow stuff... Got some sorta 300 shoot to get some scores in... gosh, I hope I can pull 65lbs back enough to rank. I's knows I can spit chew that far!

Later,
~Byte~


Cuz Byte, ya gotta spell it out forem cauz they hain't never hurd this here Billy talk nun. HS

This thread needs to be titled Billy Smack Page.:doh:

This thread needs to be titled Billy Smack Page.:doh:

I agree we should rename it Smack Billy Page.......

This thread needs to be titled Billy Smack Page.:doh::

:pound: :pound:
Bout fell out tha chear>(CHAIR)

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:pound: :pound:
Bout fell out tha chear>(CHAIR)

HS, you know you would only have to type half as much if you talked english :laugh:

HS, you know you would only have to type half as much if you talked english :laugh:

It could be considered and english derivative, jest that southern Drawwwwl that tends ta werk its way into a perfictly well thought sentence.

See it even happened to me dad gummit.

~Byte~

It could be considered and english derivative, jest that southern Drawwwwl that tends ta werk its way into a perfictly well thought sentence.

See it even happened to me dad gummit.

~Byte~

thats it you just earned a spot in Bowman's signature for one week!!!!!

Is there a translation book...:noidea:

Just watch Deliverance a few times!!! then you'll be able to under stand them!!

thats it you just earned a spot in Bowman's signature for one week!!!!!

Dannng.. dip me in axle grease and call me slick... Cant quite figure how it is I did that... Oooh.. well.. thanks man!

~Byte~

Dannng.. dip me in axle grease and call me slick... Cant quite figure how it is I did that... Oooh.. well.. thanks man!

~Byte~

oh you wont be thankin me........:biggrin1:

HS, you know you would only have to type half as much if you talked english :laugh:


what tya'll mean.
iff'n youd could talk like iss youd be proud of it to and one mor time we ani't no englisters.
We's from Scotland> HS

oh you wont be thankin me........:biggrin1:

Just like them nartheners to always be a turnin down our Southern hospitality> HS:biggrin1:

Just like them nartheners to always be a turnin down our Southern hospitality> HS:biggrin1:

I knows it, Ima right thar with ya... Likes I said Cuz an Ima sayin it again... empty... from the neck up they is.


~Byte~

I knows it, Ima right thar with ya... Likes I said Cuz an Ima sayin it again... empty... from the neck up they is.


~Byte~ yup least theys gotta nuff cents ta shoot a bow though> HS