you are being appointed as the official butt sweat quiker picker upper.......

you are in charge of whipping up the butt sweat from the pine riders......

I was gonna give this special job to Smokes but thought you would be better at it.....being a bowtech guy and all............:noidea:

you are being appointed as the official butt sweat quiker picker upper.......

you are in charge of whipping up the butt sweat from the pine riders......

I was gonna give this special job to Smokes but thought you would be better at it.....being a bowtech guy and all............:noidea:

Big D do I ever envy you. It shor is gonna be fun wiping up where Bowmans gonna be and it's gonna take alot of time cause he's gonna have a permenate place there

Sure ya don't want me to spell ya for a while( GIVE YOU A HELPING HAND) HS

Big D do I ever envy you. It shor is gonna be fun wiping up where Bowmans gonna be and it's gonna take alot of time cause he's gonna have a permenate place there

Sure ya don't want me to spell ya for a while( GIVE YOU A HELPING HAND) HS

So... I've been playing along with the piney comments.. I jest need ta ask... whats wrong with pines? Why is not a place to sit and collect ones thoughts amidst the pines and what all?

Just curious...

~Byte~

So... I've been playing along with the piney comments.. I jest need ta ask... whats wrong with pines? Why is not a place to sit and collect ones thoughts amidst the pines and what all?

Just curious...

~Byte~

your headed for a long life of dissapointment and pine riding w/anattitude like that.......

whatch your backside Smokes this guys a fruit.....:crazy:

Healthy, good for ya too!

Seriously, what the piney analogy... Help a newbie out.. I need ta get my lingo right!


~Byte~

PS--> The only backside this good ole boys gonna be seein is the back side of my arrow as it hits the center of the 10 ring!

Healthy, good for ya too!

Seriously, what the piney analogy... Help a newbie out.. I need ta get my lingo right!


~Byte~

PS--> The only backside this good ole boys gonna be seein is the back side of my arrow as it hits the center of the 10 ring!
Them fellars is talkin smack ol bud. they acually think theyis gonna put ya on the sidelines and keep from playin with ya scores. Bench city is whar them 2nd string boys like ol bowman, who must knows alot about ,cauz he talks so much bout it HS

Them fellars is talkin smack ol bud. they acually think theyis gonna put ya on the sidelines and keep from playin with ya scores. Bench city is whar them 2nd string boys like ol bowman, who must knows alot about ,cauz he talks so much bout it HS

hey smokes congrats on 800 buddy.....

Them fellars is talkin smack ol bud. they acually think theyis gonna put ya on the sidelines and keep from playin with ya scores. Bench city is whar them 2nd string boys like ol bowman, who must knows alot about ,cauz he talks so much bout it HS

No doubt... those that gots lots ta say bout something tend to be the connoisseurs of what theys talking 'bout... That must mean that theys the pine masters then...

~Byte~

hey smokes congrats on 800 buddy..... Thank ye ol bud , naow yer a thinkin with alittle hospitality in yar heart> just tha way tha Good Lord Jesus would have us ta> HS

some of us talk it cause we can back it up!!! others talk it because thats the only game they got!!!!!!!!!
Even though I'm not in it. I still talk alittle trash. HA HA HA

some of us talk it cause we can back it up!!! others talk it because thats the only game they got!!!!!!!!!
Even though I'm not in it. I still talk alittle trash. HA HA HA

who Dq DJ> :mad2: HS

who Dq DJ> :mad2: HS

it was me old man......whats you and them old bones gonna due bout it......:noidea:

and he aint DQ, I was just picken on him....

it was me old man......whats you and them old bones gonna due bout it......:noidea:

and he aint DQ, I was just picken on him....

Lord please forgive this youngin. and put some sense in his ol noggin> HS

:hug: thers ya one from Jesus>

Lord please forgive this youngin. and put some sense in his ol noggin> HS

:hug: thers ya one from Jesus>

:amen: Preacher... But if he aint got the sense yet will he ever?

it was me old man......whats you and them old bones gonna due bout it......:noidea:

and he aint DQ, I was just picken on him....


OOOOOOOHH ! that was mean !!! Bow !! LOL , You had me going there
" Handi-Cap Bandit".

Yaknow I havent heard Wheels on in a while. Maybe shes getting our pies ready for pine fest 2007> or got Skeered !! you be the judge...

:amen: Preacher... But if he aint got the sense yet will he ever?


Yeah God will catch em somwhars(SOME WHERE) He is just like us astalkin adeer>

He knows tha paths we run on and He sets up on us and waits in His tree- stand ( THA CROSS)and sooner or latter He's gonna catch us snoopin round>
I am glad He tracked me down> HS

Yaknow I havent heard Wheels on in a while. Maybe shes getting our pies ready for pine fest 2007> or got Skeered !! you be the judge...

Alls I know is I hope shes hooking up the apple cobbler...

But really for all we know shes finally got the cables outta her way and smackin 300's. Remember what they told us in school its them quiet ones we gots ta worry about.

~Byte~

Yaknow I havent heard Wheels on in a while. Maybe shes getting our pies ready for pine fest 2007> or got Skeered !! you be the judge...

that's too good, :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound:

Alls I know is I hope shes hooking up the apple cobbler...

But really for all we know shes finally got the cables outta her way and smackin 300's. Remember what they told us in school its them quiet ones we gots ta worry about.

~Byte~ now Cuz ya ain't tellin me ya'll not :scared: of tha ol man.Cauz I shor do run ma jaw> HS

now Cuz ya ain't tellin me ya'll not :scared: of tha ol man.Cauz I shor do run ma jaw> HS

Run that jaw cuz.. just make sure it dont run too far.. that ticker of yours cant run that far after it... But dont ya worry.. this yungun heres got yer back... I'll get it back fer ya.. just shoot my ends for me... we wont tell ole "Handicap Bandit" but ya know... hes a lil slow anyway.

~Byte~

Run that jaw cuz.. just make sure it dont run too far.. that ticker of yours cant run that far after it... But dont ya worry.. this yungun heres got yer back... I'll get it back fer ya.. just shoot my ends for me... we wont tell ole "Handicap Bandit" but ya know... hes a lil slow anyway.

~Byte~

Cuz I can't hardly write fer a laughin so hard> I need a hankie to wipe my face> HS

Cuz I can't hardly write fer a laughin so hard> I need a hankie to wipe my face> HS

Done that... this is just too funny! Lookie thar at what we dun cuz... we dun redneckified this here board... its jest like Jeff Foxworthy said... "...whether we admit it or not, theres a lil bit o redneck in all of us."

~Byte~

i got no clue what the heck you two are saying... :noidea:

Done that... this is just too funny! Lookie thar at what we dun cuz... we dun redneckified this here board... its jest like Jeff Foxworthy said... "...whether we admit it or not, theres a lil bit o redneck in all of us."

~Byte~yup when I wuz a :hippie: the only reason I grew ma hair long wuz ta hide tha color of ma Southern neck> HS

i got no clue what the heck you two are saying... :noidea:

With a lil bit o practice... you too can evolve into speak like this...

Hey Buddy by the way... Happy B-day old man!

~Byte~

PS--> dont you even try to hide it, I've seen yer myspace page you can come outta yer redneck closet ya know.

i got no clue what the heck you two are saying... :noidea:

where ya been Big D > Ya been missin out on all tha laughs .
we've been ahvin mor fun than a barrrel of monkeys>
I'ma trin to spel this Billy phoinics out fer ya fellars> Pay atension( KEEP YOUR MIND ON IT)-- or are ya to poor>

where ya been Big D > Ya been missin out on all tha laughs .
we've been ahvin mor fun than a barrrel of monkeys>
I'ma trin to spel this Billy phoinics out fer ya fellars> Pay atension( KEEP YOUR MIND ON IT)-- or are ya to poor>

I have a conference call from 3:00 am EST to about 10:00 am EST so I just woke up because some arse from one of the service partners called me...

I'm not a happy camper :mad:

I have a conference call from 3:00 am EST to about 10:00 am EST so I just woke up because some arse from one of the service partners called me...

I'm not a happy camper :mad:

Well at least ya can be a Happy Birhtdayer> . It shur is nice to be 28 I''ll bet

Well at least ya can be a Happy Birhtdayer> . It shur is nice to be 28 I''ll bet

28? EASY there you ol redneck.

up north we start counting birthdays from the day you are actually born... not the day your daddy got the twinkle in his eye for his sister like ya all do it down south. :biggrin1:

(I'm 27)

28? EASY there you ol redneck.

up north we start counting birthdays from the day you are actually born... not the day your daddy got the twinkle in his eye for his sister like ya all do it down south. :biggrin1:

(I'm 27) I'm gonna tell ta score keeper on ya and see if we can't dock ya at least 20 point fer thatun>

I suppose you'd be lookin fer a couple of fellars with bib overhals and a jug of that ol shine at that D100 ?

I'm gonna tell ta score keeper on ya and see if we can't dock ya at least 20 point fer thatun>

I suppose you'd be lookin fer a couple of fellars with bib overhals and a jug of that ol shine at that D100 ?

yessin sir, that be correct. I be a big fan of the west Virginia creek water and i'd be liken it if yous would bring some!

Did I hear sumthin b'out Virginia Creek water?????? Come on now Smokes... dont leave yer cuz over here hangin.... I got a recipe that'll spice that up a bit... Ya know.. ya might of heard of Moms Apple Pie... Whew... thats good stuff right thar.

~Byte~

yessin sir, that be correct. I be a big fan of the west Virginia creek water and i'd be liken it if yous would bring some! the only shine I got is tha kind that Jesus puts in ya heart , The Light of tha world.
But on tha BC side of life I shor have drunk some of tha stuff that tasted just like sugar water< but kicked like a team of plow mules>
whabuuurrrrr( THATS SHAKEN YOUR HEAD VICIOUSLY) HS

Did I hear sumthin b'out Virginia Creek water?????? Come on now Smokes... dont leave yer cuz over here hangin.... I got a recipe that'll spice that up a bit... Ya know.. ya might of heard of Moms Apple Pie... Whew... thats good stuff right thar.

~Byte~

never done had that makin of apple pie i reckon.

never done had that makin of apple pie i reckon.


He knows tha R word Very Good Big D

the only shine I got is tha kind that Jesus puts in ya heart , The Light of tha world.
But on tha BC side of life I shor have drunk some of tha stuff that tasted just like sugar water< but kicked like a team of plow mules>
whabuuurrrrr( THATS SHAKEN YOUR HEAD VICIOUSLY) HS

I done never known why dem southern boys always be walkin and talkin all funny until I done drinked the water... then I done learned real quik like

never done had that makin of apple pie i reckon.

Tell ya what.. y'all aint lived till you've had a little of what mama has ta offer. Next time I am round yer parts... You bring the creek water I got the recipe and I will brew y'all up a batch. Smokes, dont'cha do re-enactments? its a popular staple round the southern side o the table thar.

Thats a promise!

~Byte~

I done never known why dem southern boys always be walkin and talkin all funny until I done drinked the water... then I done learned real quik like:pound: :pound: Now mind ya that was BC(BEFORE CHRIST)

Tell ya what.. y'all aint lived till you've had a little of what mama has ta offer. Next time I am round yer parts... You bring the creek water I got the recipe and I will brew y'all up a batch. Smokes, dont'cha do re-enactments? its a popular staple round the southern side o the table thar.

Thats a promise!

~Byte~

Wherin do ya s'pose I'd be getting the creek water from? I'm a northern boy

Tell ya what.. y'all aint lived till you've had a little of what mama has ta offer. Next time I am round yer parts... You bring the creek water I got the recipe and I will brew y'all up a batch. Smokes, dont'cha do re-enactments? its a popular staple round the southern side o the table thar.

Thats a promise!

~Byte~ Yeah I renact as a Parson

"one of ma faviroite quotes out on tha battlefield is
Lord we's gonna havta kill all these Yankees and will just let ya judgem"

Wherin do ya s'pose I'd be getting the creek water from? I'm a northern boy

S'ppose a delivery could be arranged... Santa has a habit of droppin by early when theres creek water in need of a home.. aint ya known why his nose is red? Thats the creek water.

~Byte~

S'ppose a delivery could be arranged... Santa has a habit of droppin by early when theres creek water in need of a home.. aint ya known why his nose is red? Thats the creek water.

~Byte~

well I'l be that does explain some of the thinkin about him!

Tell ya what.. y'all aint lived till you've had a little of what mama has ta offer. Next time I am round yer parts... You bring the creek water I got the recipe and I will brew y'all up a batch. Smokes, dont'cha do re-enactments? its a popular staple round the southern side o the table thar.

Thats a promise!

~Byte~
Do ya eat that cake or drink it>



Now you boys would'nt try ta git tha preacher drunk ?

Boys it been a VG hoot but I git ta bed i gotta git up and preach in th aam. Yeah a preacher has ta work on Sunday it oughta be a sin. But I have so much fun at it it can't be> :sleep: HS

Do ya eat that cake or drink it>



Now you boys would'nt try ta git tha preacher drunk ?

I gotta admit, getting the preacher hammered may be the only way I could stand a whole sermon! Maybe at the R100 you can bless our arrows :hug:

I gotta admit, getting the preacher hammered may be the only way I could stand a whole sermon! Maybe at the R100 you can bless our arrows :hug:

Notthing gits by you huh? WOW... Could you imagine smokes up at the pulpit lit up on some shine?

"Ummm... yeah.... Bless y'all and the starvin pygmies, hiccup, yeah, bless Dreds arrows... Praise cheese, I mean Jesus, amen. Go home!"

You got me thinking back to my catholic days when you could tell that the Monsignior was tappin the sacred wine, just a weeeee too much. Damn Irish Catholics... now that there is a dangerous blend.

"Lord, I apologize for talking bout drunk catholic monisgnors and smokes gettin all liquored up before his sermon and be with the starvin pygmies down there in New Guinea, Amen"

Yup, I think I am seeing a VERY WARM afterlife....

~Byte~