scottg
06-11-2007, 11:12 AM
MEXICAN WHITE BOY
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom Is baking.
He puts his hand in the flour & wipes it all over his face saying, "Mom,
look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face & says, "Go show your
father".. He goes to his dad in the living room & says, "Look dad, I'm a
white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face & says, "Go show your
grandmother."The boy goes in his grandmothers room & says, "Mira, abuelita,
I'm a white boy". His grandmother slaps him in the face & sends him back to
his mother.
His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?"
To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for 5 minutes &
I already don't like you Mexicans."
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom Is baking.
He puts his hand in the flour & wipes it all over his face saying, "Mom,
look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face & says, "Go show your
father".. He goes to his dad in the living room & says, "Look dad, I'm a
white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face & says, "Go show your
grandmother."The boy goes in his grandmothers room & says, "Mira, abuelita,
I'm a white boy". His grandmother slaps him in the face & sends him back to
his mother.
His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?"
To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for 5 minutes &
I already don't like you Mexicans."