CHILD : Dad, where did I come from?
DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!...... So why not now
Now Listen.... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was readt to upload, We discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD : Huh?


:noidea:

Hey guys,
Better use a good firewall.
:decision:

:biggrin1: :biggrin1:

Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other.
A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says,
"Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"

Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!"

Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts,
"Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!"

Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet.
So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent.

The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?"

Paul says, "All over your back!"

:peace:

That's just wrong:doh: