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    I heard this on the radio the other day, kinda corny, but it's all I got


    Sitting at home one night the phone rings.
    The man answers it and it is his doctor.
    The doctor says, "I have been trying to get ahold of you, I have bad news and worse news for you".
    The man asks, 'What is the bad news?'
    Doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
    The man says, 'well that's some pretty bad news, what could be worse than that?'
    The doctor says, 'I have been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheels3 View Post
    I heard this on the radio the other day, kinda corny, but it's all I got


    Sitting at home one night the phone rings.
    The man answers it and it is his doctor.
    The doctor says, "I have been trying to get ahold of you, I have bad news and worse news for you".
    The man asks, 'What is the bad news?'
    Doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
    The man says, 'well that's some pretty bad news, what could be worse than that?'
    The doctor says, 'I have been trying to get ahold of you since yesterday'
    I don't get it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfiddle View Post
    I don't get it....
    I didn't get it either

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    I do. He only has 24 hours to live and he was trying to call him yesterday and he just answed the phone. So now he has been living for more than 24 hours...

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    Quote Originally Posted by compoundxx75 View Post
    I do. He only has 24 hours to live and he was trying to call him yesterday and he just answed the phone. So now he has been living for more than 24 hours...
    From when?.....
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    so is he dead yet???
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfiddle View Post
    From when?.....
    yesterday......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN View Post
    so is he dead yet???
    Dude.........how did you get 15000 posts?????

    I'm averaging 3.5 per day for the past 18 months........
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcmorgan31 View Post
    Dude.........how did you get 15000 posts?????
    hard work and dedication........
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN View Post
    hard work and dedication........
    dedication maybe............................
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcmorgan31 View Post
    dedication maybe............................
    Hey Jc I am only about a hundred posts behind you.....Slacker.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfiddle View Post
    Hey Jc I am only about a hundred posts behind you.....Slacker.......
    You're averaging over 26 posts per day!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcmorgan31 View Post
    You're averaging over 26 posts per day!!!!!!!
    I'll be at 15,000 by this time next year......
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcmorgan31 View Post
    dedication maybe............................
    hey its hard work waiting the full 30 seconds
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfiddle View Post
    I'll be at 15,000 by this time next year......
    yeah forget it.....I thought I would have been at 25,000 by now........
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN View Post
    yeah forget it.....I thought I would have been at 25,000 by now........
    26.47 X 365 = 9661.55 + 1718 = 11,379.55 all I need to do is increase my average by a couple more posts a day and I am there.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfiddle View Post
    26.47 X 365 = 9661.55 + 1718 = 11,379.55 all I need to do is increase my average by a couple more posts a day and I am there.....
    a couple more posts per day....I didnt relize you were going to give up sleep.........
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN View Post
    a couple more posts per day....I didnt relize you were going to give up sleep.........
    I can post 2 posts a minute more if that timer didn't keep making me wait 30 seconds. I can post my average in 13.265 minutes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfiddle View Post
    I can post 2 posts a minute more if that timer didn't keep making me wait 30 seconds. I can post my average in 13.265 minutes....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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