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    Talking Why married women should avoid "girl's night out!"

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight.

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the

    door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed

    another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such

    a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with

    him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12

    cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem mad at all. Phew!!

    Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed

    three times, then said, "Oh. Sheet.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared

    it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,

    and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."




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