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    Default Little johnny strikes again

    Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately the baby, was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
    Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said," What a beautiful baby."
    The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
    Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
    "Yes, the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision "
    "That's great," said little Johnny, "cuz he'd be -outta-luck if he needed glasses."
    Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

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    Now that's some funny stuff right there...


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    Thats some funny stuff
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