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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners."
    "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'm Broke!" & she tried to close the door.
    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
    The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
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    Anyone got a real long extension cord????


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    That is a good one!!

    Now if we could only do something like that with telephone solicitors!

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    What I do for these telephone solicitors is pull a fast one on them. I will tell them to hold on "while I finish something real quick" and place the phone down. Then I just go about my business, and check with them every so often. After about 2 hours, I will then pick up the phone and ask them if they are still there and then hang up on them. For some unknown reason, I haven't been getting that many of those telephone solicitors any more.
    Quote Originally Posted by Redhdcharm View Post
    That is a good one!!

    Now if we could only do something like that with telephone solicitors!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill10418 View Post
    What I do for these telephone solicitors is pull a fast one on them. I will tell them to hold on "while I finish something real quick" and place the phone down. Then I just go about my business, and check with them every so often. After about 2 hours, I will then pick up the phone and ask them if they are still there and then hang up on them. For some unknown reason, I haven't been getting that many of those telephone solicitors any more.
    2 hours?? I wouldn't wait that long, I would be hanging up after a couple minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill10418 View Post
    What I do for these telephone solicitors is pull a fast one on them. I will tell them to hold on "while I finish something real quick" and place the phone down. Then I just go about my business, and check with them every so often. After about 2 hours, I will then pick up the phone and ask them if they are still there and then hang up on them. For some unknown reason, I haven't been getting that many of those telephone solicitors any more.
    I've done that one myself... along with many others! But they usually hang up much sooner. :wink:

    Here is a hilarious scenario!! You gotta hear it! :wink:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8


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    Quote Originally Posted by Redhdcharm View Post
    I've done that one myself... along with many others! But they usually hang up much sooner. :wink:

    Here is a hilarious scenario!! You gotta hear it! :wink:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8


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    yeah thats a classic.......tom mabe is hillarious....his new cd is coming out soon.......
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