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    DAD AT THE MALL

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to
    buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the
    food c ourt. I noticed he was watching a teenager
    sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all
    different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager
    would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he
    sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man,
    never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food
    so that I would not choke on his response; knowing
    he would have a good one. And in classic style he
    did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once
    and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering if
    you were my son.
    Introduce a kid to the outdoors, the American way depends on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottg View Post
    DAD AT THE MALL

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to
    buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the
    food c ourt. I noticed he was watching a teenager
    sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all
    different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager
    would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he
    sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man,
    never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food
    so that I would not choke on his response; knowing
    he would have a good one. And in classic style he
    did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once
    and had sex with a pea****. I was just wondering if
    you were my son.
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    That sounds like my daughter and I at the mall. That is probably why she won't go to the mall with me.
    Introduce a kid to the outdoors, the American way depends on it

    If you can read this, thank a teacher
    If you can read this in english, thank a soldier.

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