12-04-2007, 07:35 PM #1
not for the kids or smokes.......but it is pretty funny....
SANTA AINT HAPPY
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's No Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the seasonI cut things up and split them down!
12-04-2007, 07:38 PM #2
It's been a while since I have heard that one...
12-04-2007, 09:13 PM #3"I have a passion for whitetail deer, not a passion for killing them. The fact that I deer hunt does not make me their enemy, but their guardian."
I play snake
12-05-2007, 10:04 AM #4
No Christmas? Does that mean I can take back your gift Bunnyman?"We all must hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
12-05-2007, 11:19 AM #5
- Join Date
- Aug 2007
- Monroe, WI
12-05-2007, 02:19 PM #6
that would be cool, like do a drawing and whoevers name you pick you have to buy them something archery related. <3"I have a passion for whitetail deer, not a passion for killing them. The fact that I deer hunt does not make me their enemy, but their guardian."
I play snake
12-05-2007, 02:31 PM #7
12-05-2007, 03:54 PM #8
12-05-2007, 04:10 PM #9"We all must hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
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