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    Default Redneck Vasectomy

    An Alabama couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to
    the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed." The doctor gladly
    started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them
    make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do
    this.
    The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out
    of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and
    they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because
    neither of them could speak Spanish.
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    and after understanding the logic involved the Doctor wrote up instructions:

    1. Purchase a M-80 with a 7 second fuse
    2. Take off pants
    3. Light the fuse
    3. Count to 6
    4. Get a vasectomy.


    Thinking these instructions fairly simple the Redneck went out, purchased an M-80 and took it home. He removed his pants, lit the fuse and began counting to 6. After 5 he ran out of fingers, placed the M-80 between his legs, finished counting to 6 on the other hand and then....

    got a vasectomy
    No I'm not dead

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    that's funny right there

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