12-06-2007, 09:18 PM #1
Smart A.. Answers....A little off color but not 2 bad
6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS
> SMART ASS ANSWER #6
> It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
> 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in
> front. 'What are my choices?' John asked.
> 'Yes or no,' she replied.
> SMART ASS ANSWER #5
> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
> As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
> his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said,
> 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'
> SMART ASS ANSWER #4
> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store
> she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
> She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
> The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
> SMART ASS ANSWER #3
> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
> rolled down his window.
> 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said.
> The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
> When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
> without a ticket.
> SMART ASS ANSWER #2
> A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
> reads, 'Low Bridge Ahead.'
> Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets
> stuck under the bridge.
> Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop
> gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on
> his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'
> The truck driver says,
> 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.'
> #1SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR
> A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now
> class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
> I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
> or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
> A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
> 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
> utter sexual exhaustion?'
> The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence
> is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her
> head and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam
> with your other hand.'
12-06-2007, 09:49 PM #2
12-07-2007, 09:09 AM #3Mathews SwitchBack XT
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12-07-2007, 09:27 AM #4
Good onesHoyt Trykon-390 gr.@280fps.
Truglo Tool-less / 5-.019" pins
WB/Double STS/S-Coil Stab./CSS Tunerz
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12-07-2007, 10:01 AM #5
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12-07-2007, 10:16 AM #6
heres your sign..........I cut things up and split them down!
12-07-2007, 08:25 PM #7
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- southeastern pa
Wife askes the other day. 30 degrees out and snowing,"do i need to go start her car" and my reply was, "if your not going to walk and want to drive it, I would say you do."
12-07-2007, 10:31 PM #8
12-08-2007, 09:26 PM #9
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01-13-2008, 05:38 PM #10
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01-13-2008, 06:26 PM #11Quick Stand Archery Patent Pending
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