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    Default Home For Christmas - LOL

    An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, But I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, "the old man said. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."



    Merry Christmas everyone!

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    Hey didn't they use this one for Thanksgiving too...those kids must not be very smart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheels3 View Post
    Hey didn't they use this one for Thanksgiving too...those kids must not be very smart
    I nominate Wheels for the Joke Forums moderator positions. She doesn't miss a thing.......
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    Sorry if it was already posted with Thanksgiving -

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    Quote Originally Posted by SasNutzReaper&Talker View Post
    Sorry if it was already posted with Thanksgiving -
    I didn't see it then.....and it was funny now....so now worries!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SasNutzReaper&Talker View Post
    Sorry if it was already posted with Thanksgiving -
    Jokes are still funny told the second time....I wasn't trying to make you sorry for posting it

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    Its ok nutbuster don't listen to them they don't know when something funny hits them there boring

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