Thread: Preamble to the Constitution
12-30-2007, 09:15 AM #1
Preamble to the Constitution
PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION
This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time.
The following has been attributed to State Representative
Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one
"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to
help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice,
avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive
behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to
ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try
one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional,
and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self
evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of
Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen
TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can
legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This
country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone
-- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel,
express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of
idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If
you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful;
do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will
gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch
potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another
generation of professional couch potatoes . (This one is my pet
peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone
else to take care of you!)
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That
would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just
not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other
people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill
someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you
fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of
others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services
of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get
together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have
the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure
want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard
times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities
of education and vocational training laid before you to make
yourself useful. (AMEN!)
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness,
which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an
over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were
confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care
where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back
to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's
history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in
one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in
any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of
persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage
and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!
If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to,
and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think
it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible
people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who
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