Hillary is walking along the beach when a magic genie appears, offering to grant her a wish. Hillary hands the genie a map of the middle east and says "will you do something about the fighting in this area? It is so sad, and may lead to nuclear war."

The genie looks at the map, then says "sorry--these countries have been fighting for centuries. Bringing peace to this region is beyond even my great powers." He hands back the map and says "do you have another wish?"

Hillary then says "yes, will you please convince the American people that my 8 years as first lady qualfies me to be President?'

And the genie blurted out "let me see that map again!"