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    Default Two hillbillies walk in a restaurant

    Two hillbillies walk in a restaurant and sit down

    After ordering a woman begins to cough.

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?

    The woman shakes her head no.

    "Kin ya breathe?"

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The Hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

    As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

    His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it.

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    He who eats fuzzy animals pred8er's Avatar
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    Hope she was good look'n
    That look on my face is not concern, its shock at your utter stupidity!

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    OH MY LORD!

    I think I just pee'd alittle...


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    haha thats a good one

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