Thread: Florida Style
02-28-2008, 10:36 AM #1
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled recently,
thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex
watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box
filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least is the way the police
report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to
high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.'
Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She
died three years ago.'
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there
too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was
this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
02-28-2008, 03:15 PM #2
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