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    Default Life of a warrior!!!

    I once was a fine specimen. I had several brethren that were similar, but I was one of the elite. I was matched with eleven of my elite brothers and sent out on our journey. We ended up at the home of a fine craftsman, who adorned us with matching war paint and ferocious looking feathers. I was a beautiful GT UL Pro 22. Our career began with bags and foam. We seen many a 12 ring in our time. Once in a while when our captain was not focused we would get lost. But our glorious war paint allowed us to be found easily. We traveled afar and seen many wooded land, usually we would fight alone. Once in a while our captain would allow us to do battle indoors where we could fight in groups of three or five. Alas, one fine day on the practice field, one of my brethren came into formation at an abnormal angle. My spine was fractured. The boss inspected me with a gentle bend and a few fine curse words later; I was retired to the quiver never to see glory again. Struck down in my prime! Upon returning home, I was stripped of my weapon and sat on a shelf, with some other fine warriors with injuries, and one weirdo that looked like a Siamese twin. Not sure what happened there; they, or it was an outcast. We traded stories of the battlefield until they were all told. Then boredom set in. Day after day passed and I began to realize that I was of little use. Then one day the captain came in, picked me up and began to modify me! I didnít have my glorious war paint anymore. I havenít seen any of my brethren, but I am useful again!!! My life has meaning. Even if all I do is replace a broken piece of plastic.


    Works great. The plastic piece on this bifold door wore out and the 22 fit perfectly in the hole. Have any other uses for our fallen warriors?



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    Great story !!!!!!!!!

    Why don't you put two more together and you'll have a trilogy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCAman View Post
    I once was a fine specimen. I had several brethren that were similar, but I was one of the elite. I was matched with eleven of my elite brothers and sent out on our journey. We ended up at the home of a fine craftsman, who adorned us with matching war paint and ferocious looking feathers. I was a beautiful GT UL Pro 22. Our career began with bags and foam. We seen many a 12 ring in our time. Once in a while when our captain was not focused we would get lost. But our glorious war paint allowed us to be found easily. We traveled afar and seen many wooded land, usually we would fight alone. Once in a while our captain would allow us to do battle indoors where we could fight in groups of three or five. Alas, one fine day on the practice field, one of my brethren came into formation at an abnormal angle. My spine was fractured. The boss inspected me with a gentle bend and a few fine curse words later; I was retired to the quiver never to see glory again. Struck down in my prime! Upon returning home, I was stripped of my weapon and sat on a shelf, with some other fine warriors with injuries, and one weirdo that looked like a Siamese twin. Not sure what happened there; they, or it was an outcast. We traded stories of the battlefield until they were all told. Then boredom set in. Day after day passed and I began to realize that I was of little use. Then one day the captain came in, picked me up and began to modify me! I didnít have my glorious war paint anymore. I havenít seen any of my brethren, but I am useful again!!! My life has meaning. Even if all I do is replace a broken piece of plastic.


    Works great. The plastic piece on this bifold door wore out and the 22 fit perfectly in the hole. Have any other uses for our fallen warriors?




    Don't give up your day job......................


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    Quote Originally Posted by BowhuntnHoosier View Post
    Don't give up your day job......................
    What day Job!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCAman View Post
    What day Job!!!
    Thats what I meant by.......


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    ummm.........maybe you should right childrens books.....

    like for infants, with as few words as possible.....
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN View Post
    ummm.........maybe you should right childrens books.....

    like for infants, with as few words as possible.....
    Are you trying to tell me not to write anymore?
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    BRILLIANT....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfiddle View Post
    BRILLIANT....
    STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!


    How much did he pay you for that post????


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    Quote Originally Posted by BowhuntnHoosier View Post
    STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!


    How much did he pay you for that post????
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    Quote Originally Posted by BowhuntnHoosier View Post
    STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!


    How much did he pay you for that post????
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCAman View Post
    Hey..........you shootin this Sunday???


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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfiddle View Post
    Nothin I am not afraid to give a Brother credit...
    I know money is getting tight so I thought maybe you were sellin your soul.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BowhuntnHoosier View Post
    Hey..........you shootin this Sunday???
    I don't know yet, I doubt it though. I will call you if I do!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCAman View Post
    I don't know yet, I doubt it though. I will call you if I do!!!
    hehehehe skeered ain't ya???


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    Quote Originally Posted by BowhuntnHoosier View Post
    hehehehe skeered ain't ya???
    i don't think so. I aint skeered of no Ma.. Mat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCAman View Post
    i don't think so. I aint skeered of no Ma.. Mat...
    Yeah go ahead spit it out. Give in to your jealously.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN View Post
    ummm.........maybe you should right childrens books.....

    like for infants, with as few words as possible.....
    Quote Originally Posted by HCAman View Post
    Are you trying to tell me not to write anymore?

    I think he was trying to say, it was too many words for him to read and didn't have enough pictures in it for him to understand the story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Are View Post
    I think he was trying to say, it was too many words for him to read and didn't have enough pictures in it for him to understand the story?
    nope, thats not it.......
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Well said! I used one of my broken arrows(split nock/shaft) to replace one of the fiberglass sections of the legs for my blind.
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