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    right....he's from out of town and staying at the motel down the street. Its early in the afternoon, the bar had just opened and he's the first customer of the day. Bartender asks, what ya having buddy? The guys orders himself a beer....a few swigs later, the door opens and in walks another customer who walks up to the guy and hauls off and punches him right square on the nose and knocks him out before ordering a beer.

    A few minutes later, the guys comes to, and gets all soaked in blood, and says "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? " The other guy says, Oh, I'm sorry Sir, I thought you were someone else......bartender please put his beer on my tab.






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    thats pretty stoooooooooopid.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    right....he's from out of town and staying at the motel down the street. Its early in the afternoon, the bar had just opened and he's the first customer of the day. Bartender asks, what ya having buddy? The guys orders himself a beer....a few swigs later, the door opens and in walks another customer who walks up to the guy and hauls off and punches him right square on the nose and knocks him out before ordering a beer.

    A few minutes later, the guys comes to, and gets all soaked in blood, and says "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? " The other guy says, Oh, I'm sorry Sir, I thought you were someone else......bartender please put his beer on my tab.

    and?.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheely View Post
    hey,
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    Just say no Slippy.

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    I think I feel dumber after that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kateslilhunter View Post
    I think I feel dumber after that one.
    That wasn't very nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    right....he's from out of town and staying at the motel down the street. Its early in the afternoon, the bar had just opened and he's the first customer of the day. Bartender asks, what ya having buddy? The guys orders himself a beer....a few swigs later, the door opens and in walks another customer who walks up to the guy and hauls off and punches him right square on the nose and knocks him out before ordering a beer.

    A few minutes later, the guys comes to, and gets all soaked in blood, and says "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? " The other guy says, Oh, I'm sorry Sir, I thought you were someone else......bartender please put his beer on my tab.






    Now we all know how Slip get's free drinks at the bar every night.

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    whos sippy? im missing out here lately. Sippy, knock knock
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    Quote Originally Posted by archer1983 View Post
    Your jokes suck.


    Wait slippy aint this the guy that made a joke about a bus or something like that????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoyt1986 View Post
    Wait slippy aint this the guy that made a joke about a bus or something like that????
    cool it, Romeo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archer1983 View Post
    cool it, Romeo.
    Archer dont get mad, I mean i know u shoot a elite and stuff but this is no way to take your anger out!! I mean what wrong have i caused you?
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    what the does me shooting an Elite have to do with anything?


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    Quote Originally Posted by archer1983 View Post
    what the does me shooting an Elite have to do with anything?

    We've noticed a substantial change in your attitude in the way you've been treating fellow board members of late. Is this ****yness and arrogance associated with you being the owner of the best bow on the market, maybe, maybe not. But I'll tell you right now, you better straighten it the up with the way you've been talking to people on here or you will find yourself on youtube being parodied over getting your banned from 3Dshoots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by archer1983 View Post
    what the does me shooting an Elite have to do with anything?


    LOL, archer, dont get your pannys in a wad..........................Dont make me get mark to conviscate you and bring you into his basement!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    We've noticed a substantial change in your attitude in the way you've been treating fellow board members of late. Is this ****yness and arrogance associated with you being the owner of the best bow on the market, maybe, maybe not. But I'll tell you right now, you better straighten it the up with the way you've been talking to people on here or you will find yourself on youtube being parodied over getting your banned from 3Dshoots.

    Hoyt - Your fine,

    Chippy - Your not.

    It has nothing to do with me shooting the best bow on the market.

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