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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Maybe a egg hit man.........for a fee I'll egg someone house.

    3 egg drive by will be my specialty with a discount if you bump it up to my 6 egg midnight special.
    If you need to expand ytou new business any , you'll going to need more chickens to supply plenty of ammo !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Maybe a egg hit man.........for a fee I'll egg someone house.

    3 egg drive by will be my specialty with a discount if you bump it up to my 6 egg midnight special.
    Is there mileage added to that? If not, I may have a job for you.
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    If you need to expand ytou new business any , you'll going to need more chickens to supply plenty of ammo !
    Can't believe I wrote that !

    Well how much is this egging going to cost anyway ?

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    People make me Angry...especially FEMALE people...
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    People who mislead others !

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    Is there mileage added to that? If not, I may have a job for you.


    I work cheap...........just ask my boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN View Post
    People make me Angry...especially FEMALE people...
    Yeah women....can't live with em, can't shoot em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Yeah women....can't live with em, can't shoot em.
    It's called making adjustments !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    It's called making adjustments !
    man y'all need a good woman like I got
    yeah she has her ideas and needs constant attention but she has great faithfulness to me and that makes up for any of her own desires
    which I try to give to her



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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
    man y'all need a good woman like I got
    yeah she has her ideas and needs constant attention but she has great faithfulness to me and that makes up for any of her own desires
    which I try to give to her
    Whose got who here ?

    Where did you purchase her anyway ?

    PS. I've been married 39 years , to the same one , as I take my vows seriously and besides only want to make a fool lof myself just once !

    Got three adult married children that all have children , that are with their better-halves only ! ( this shows that I've had some luck in life ! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    It's called making adjustments !


    also known as turning in your man card.










    I lost mine years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    also known as turning in your man card.










    I lost mine years ago
    I got the honoree life membership " MAN CARD " with the no return policey !

    Got to have it in order to bowfish in my parts !

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    Not being able to cut my grass with a 4000 dollar mower sittiing in the garage.
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    Not being able to cut my grass with a 4000 dollar mower sittiing in the garage.
    I was mowing with a Wally-World Weed Eater mow , cost $125 before taxes as that's all I could afford !

    Guess I'm one poor guy around here !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I was mowing with a Wally-World Weed Eater mow , cost $125 before taxes as that's all I could afford !

    Guess I'm one poor guy around here !



    As someone once told me....... Just go to the bank, they have plenty of money
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    As someone once told me....... Just go to the bank, they have plenty of money
    It's not the money that they got there , but just can't find a really nice mask for the video camera !

    Only way that one of us poorer folks can get any money there !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post


    It's not the money that they got there , but just can't find a really nice mask for the video camera !

    Only way that one of us poorer folks can get any money there !


    I hear ya brother. Sure feels that way at times doesnt it?
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    I hear ya brother. Sure feels that way at times doesnt it?
    Guess I'll always be doing that push your cheap mower thing forever !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Guess I'll always be doing that push your cheap mower thing forever !


    I'm too old and fat to push mow 5 acres.
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    I'm too old and fat to push mow 5 acres.
    Have you ever thought of becoming a sheperd ?

    Sheep & goats aren't all that bad !

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