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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    We both know you're more easily impressed than that.
    Please don't pick on someone who still believes in Santa Claus !




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    No moose in Australia and no Bears!!!!Thats what makes me mad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I came home yesterday and that house that those evicted neighbors rented , now has a for sale sign in front of it !

    This unkept house needs to have a match finish it off !

    I bet it will be empty for some time !
    Tell me Mate what's a poor boy from Australia going to pay for a house like this??????Maybe you'll have new neighbour before you know it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Last time I held on tight to my man card it cost me 14 years of child support and half my stuff.
    Did you here that they just bought out Devorice Barbie:She comes with kens house ,Kens car and everything else used to have?????LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Tell me Mate what's a poor boy from Australia going to pay for a house like this??????Maybe you'll have new neighbour before you know it!!
    I heard the last tenents of that house moved out because of the cranky neighbor that lives next door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    No moose in Australia and no Bears!!!!Thats what makes me mad
    Yeah but you got kangaroo's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Did you here that they just bought out Devorice Barbie:She comes with kens house ,Kens car and everything else used to have?????LOL


    Modeled after yours truely

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    Gee , Gator Eye , you posted three times in about three minutes !

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    Tell me Mate what's a poor boy from Australia going to pay for a house like this??????Maybe you'll have new neighbour before you know it!!
    Well there Australian , here's what we home owners in this small town in westcentral Iowa like for a neighbor .

    One who knows how to use a match !

    House might sell for $20 ,000 before the fire ( all I'd pay for it )!

    You could than build a new house for around $170,000 and be my hunting partner if you own the following ;

    Hoyt bow ( will let you by on a Martin , Bear , Jennings , Darton or a PSE )

    4x4 pickup , along with offroad capibilities for that truck

    big screen TV , just so you'll fit in the neighborhood

    Gun hunter would be optional , as we do gun hunt deer also

    and of course your own man-card and a translater

    then it will be a go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Yeah but you got kangaroo's.
    Gator eye will shoot anything !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Yeah but you got kangaroo's.
    GiDay Gator have you ever tried shooting a kangaroo little loan eaten a kangaroo????These suckers are one tuff Mother a good one stands about 6ft high jumps at 40mph and will disinbowel you in a heart beat and besides that they taste like shThe only thing good about em is the leathers great for everything especilly undies\jocksThey take about 2hours to skin and 6 weeks to diejest greasy as alland full of hook worm,still want to shoot a aussie Grasshoper???::

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    GiDay Carpshooter how yaa going old mate,i can't understand why ya think I'd need a Translator to come with me to the U.S Ya old Bugger????Looking forward to being your hunting buddy though,heres da photos of the stuff you wanted me to bring when I move over there Neighbour

    The UTE????

    The Tele???? (and yes they are my sisters)

    The Gun????

    Was all set to come on over and saw that you wanted me to bring a what????brand of bow sorry old china plate but the deals off now!!!!Maybe hoyts shoot straighter in the Northern Hemisphere but down ere they are only good for one thing shooting around corners !!!!!!!They market them down under as the 21st century "Boomerangs"LOLCricky looks like I'm staying home after all!!!!Catch ya latter old mate hope we still can be Best Buds
    Cheers Westy
    But a serious note the price of houses over here are through the roof and anyday now the bludgers are going crash real bad,not that much differant than yours did 3-4 years ago!!!
    Check-Ya latter Westy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Yeah but you got kangaroo's.
    Tastes like chicken"NOT" the best way to eat roo is very slowly!!!!
    1\ Boil alarge pot of water in a old Trash Can

    2\Throw in a small kangaroo

    3\Throw in a nike shoe

    4\Throw in a large stone

    5\Throw in a piece of

    6\Throw in a hint of Bassil

    7\Boil it like hell for 10-12 hours



    8\Throw everything out and eat the shoe


    Now you know why i wish we had Moose overhere LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Tastes like chicken"NOT" the best way to eat roo is very slowly!!!!
    1\ Boil alarge pot of water in a old Trash Can

    2\Throw in a small kangaroo

    3\Throw in a nike shoe

    4\Throw in a large stone

    5\Throw in a piece of

    6\Throw in a hint of Bassil

    7\Boil it like hell for 10-12 hours



    8\Throw everything out and eat the shoe


    Now you know why i wish we had Moose overhere LOL


    Sounds like Carpys recipe for carp stew..
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    Sounds like Carpys recipe for carp stew..
    I always use the real thing ( carp that is ) !

    That Australian is in if he brings his sisters , otherwise the deal is off as that 4X4 doesn't hold the required amout of deer that we shoot in one day or enough beer !

    He does have a big enough gun though , but it's not portable enough and we'd need another 4X4 just to haul ammo !

    I don't think we need worry about gutting any critters we hit with that cannon !




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    Good on ya mateTell me does Radar O'Reilly still live in your part of Iowa?????LOLAlso with a gun like this,the gun stays still and we send the Ammo to them!!!!
    Last edited by Westy; 09-10-2011 at 10:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Good on ya matelaugh:Tell me does Radar O'Reilly still live in your part of Iowa?????LOL:hAlso with a gun like this,the gun stays still and we send the Ammo to them!!!!
    Radar O'Reilly does not live in my neighborhood , guess he doesn't shoot a Hoyt !

    You like it here , as we are great folks here and everyone knows everyone , except who Radar is !

    We grow the tallest corn here !

    PS. Send your 4X4 over as we can put it through some crash testing and fill it with carp before we send it home !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Good on ya mateTell me does Radar O'Reilly still live in your part of Iowa?????LOLAlso with a gun like this,the gun stays still and we send the Ammo to them!!!!
    I thought Radar was from Toledo Ohio??????


    "HONDA"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BowhuntnHoosier View Post
    I thought Radar was from Toledo Ohio??????
    Sorry old Mate(BowhuntnHoosier)he was from Ottumwa Iowa too much spare time on my hands !!!!!!Anyways I'm off to the range ,check ya latter Gattator

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    I knew that he might be a southerncentral Iowa boy ( O'Reilly ) , as my neighborhood is in westcentral Iowa !


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