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    Talking Life Lessons

    An ole Papa Bull and his adolescent bull calf were sitting a top a hill overlooking a lush meadow filled with cows grazing under the sunset enjoying some R&R and the young bull looks up and says to his dad: "ya know what dad, I'm thinking I might just walk down into that meadow and breed one of them there cows." ....The Dad, pauses for a minute before responding and says.....: Okay, you do that son, but I'm going to run down and breed them all!

    Lesson learned, listen to your elders!
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    Thats not funny at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archer1983 View Post
    Thats not funny at all.
    You're lucky we don't ride the same bus!

    Cause I'd knock your freaking block off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You're lucky we don't ride the same bus!

    Cause I'd knock your freaking block off.


    I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

    Plus, I thought we were friends?

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    I heard this joke before. But it was better the way I heard it.
    Where would America be without the "gun totting redneck"?

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    Wrong.......all wrong I don't know what to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pred8er View Post
    Wrong.......all wrong I don't know what to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Chip, face the facts. The joke sucked .

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    Slippy you told it wrong.....

    the SON say's "Lets run down there and breed one of the cows"

    the Mucher WISER father says "if we walk down we can breed them all"

    **NO ONE ELSE LOOK AT THIS**

    (slippy, if they walk, they wont be as tired)
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUNNYMAN View Post
    Slippy you told it wrong.....

    the SON say's "Lets run down there and breed one of the cows"

    the Mucher WISER father says "if we walk down we can breed them all"

    **NO ONE ELSE LOOK AT THIS**

    (slippy, if they walk, they wont be as tired)
    I thought, if the one ran, he'd get to all of them before the walking one got there??

    Forget it. Maybe I did it up. I just heard it on a movie the other day with Shawn Penn and that old guy who is in like 100 movies each year.
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    Age and wisdom will almost always win out over youth and exuberance.
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    I can't stop laughing at how you messed this one up Excuses.





















    Excuses (aka slippy) you are now banned from the joke section. Please do not post any more jokes, unless you are posting a video of you missing from the sudden breeze. Now that there was fuuuunnnnnnyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
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    Anytime I see slippy and joke forum I just look away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I thought, if
    Wait.

    Stop right there. Thats where you messed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archer1983 View Post
    Wait.

    Stop right there. Thats where you messed up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post

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