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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,

    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
    cleaner.
    'Good morning,'said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
    of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
    high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
    '
    Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't got any money, I'm
    broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his
    foot in the door and pushed wide open.
    'Don't be too hasty,' he said.' Not until you have at least
    seen my demonstration.
    'And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to
    her hallway carpet.'
    'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
    horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
    remainder.
    The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got
    a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this
    morning. What part of broke do you not understand?"

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