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    You rig up one of her old hunting bows as a bowfishing rig for mother's day? Pink shot her first gar last night...she is hooked now I think!
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    I think it may be an early sign of the illness. You should be OK, if you seek treatment now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael396 View Post
    I think it may be an early sign of the illness. You should be OK, if you seek treatment now.
    Just spray some Windex on it...it'll be fine.
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    Well that's what she wanted...


    I'm just sayin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook Em View Post
    Well that's what she wanted...


    I'm just sayin

    Then you did well. Does that make HER the redneck, then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooby View Post
    Then you did well. Does that make HER the redneck, then?
    yes...yes it does. God bless her
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    you're only rednecks if you ate the gar......

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.C. View Post
    you're only rednecks if you ate the gar......
    It takes longer than a day to pickle a gar
    That look on my face is not concern, its shock at your utter stupidity!

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    Real Billys buy em a well used Pearson recurve(all tha finish gone off it) at a yard sale fer 3$ and put an old Bear fishing real on it.
    Yep I did.



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    That is awesome.. she and I think a lot alike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook Em View Post
    Are you a redneck if.... You rig up one of her old hunting bows as a bowfishing rig for mother's day?
    No...... tight ....probably. I hope you at least wasted $30 on flowers.

    I bought mine at Kroger for $17+ tax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    No...... tight ....probably. I hope you at least wasted $30 on flowers.

    I bought mine at Kroger for $17+ tax.
    hey....cost me more than 100 to convert the bow to a fishing rig! Flowers suck...they just die
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    Now we just have to get you guys on a boat!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hook Em View Post
    hey....cost me more than 100 to convert the bow to a fishing rig! Flowers suck...they just die
    Okay ....okay....I'll give you a pass this time.

    But I agree, flowers are stupid. But they smell good though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firechic View Post
    Now we just have to get you guys on a boat!!!!
    Speaking of boats... Here's my new one...



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    My new swimming pool...

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    My house... Remember, I was a big city boy at one time... Some things you just can't shake...

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    Here's a pic of Smokes camper/motor home that somebody sent me after the R-100 last year...

    Nice ride...

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    Here's a nice little vehicle I have for those relaxing weekend getaways on the river.... I don't get out much these days but it's still a nice thing to have...

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