The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animals skin from just it's feel, and if could locate the bullet hole,he could even tell them what caliber it was that killed the animal...
The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up some drinks and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin.
After feeling it for a few moments he announced,"Bear."Then he felt the bullet hole and declared "Shot with a .308 rifle."
They brought him another skin,one that someone had in there truck He took a bit longer this time and then said,"Elk,shot with a 7mm mag rifle."He was right again.Through the night,he he proved his skills again and again,everytime against a round of drinks.Finally he staggered home,drunk of his mind,and went to sleep.
The next morning he got up and and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a nice shiner.He said to his wife,"I know I was drunk last night,but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it.Where did I get this black eye from?"
His wife angriliy replied,"I gave it to you....
You got into bed last night and put your hand down my panties.You fiddled around a bit and loudly announced"SKUNK KILLED WITH AN AXE!"


I am glad I am a archer....