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    Default Last one off color but cutest

    > Subject: call the po po
    >
    > A Knoxville , TN policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
    but
    wasn't getting
    > many. Then he discovered the problem.
    >
    > A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted
    sign,
    which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'.
    > The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
    reading
    > 'TIPS' . . . And a bucket full of money.
    > (And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
    >
    >
    >
    > 2) Better:
    > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
    automated
    > radar post in Nashville , TN. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
    Being
    cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
    responded
    with another mailed photo of handcuffs..
    >
    > 3) Absolute Best:
    > A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Tennessee State
    Trooper
    walked to her car window, fl ipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I
    bet
    you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.' He
    replied
    'Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls.
    >
    > There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
    he'd
    just
    > said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol Car and left.
    >
    > She was laughing too hard to start her car.......
    >

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSkeeter0311 View Post

    > Subject: call the po po

    > 3) Absolute Best:
    > A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Tennessee State
    Trooper
    walked to her car window, fl ipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I
    bet
    you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.' He
    replied
    'Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls.
    >
    > There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
    he'd
    just
    > said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol Car and left.
    >
    > She was laughing too hard to start her car.......
    >

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    How about the guy who got pulled over for speeding in Atlanta Ga.
    The cop walks up to the car and says "Boy, nobody speeds through my city."
    The speeder promply replies "Sherman did."

    Sorry Smokes!
    That look on my face is not concern, its shock at your utter stupidity!

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