Thread: Last one off color but cutest
06-26-2008, 12:53 PM #1
Last one off color but cutest
> Subject: call the po po
> A Knoxville , TN policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
> many. Then he discovered the problem.
> A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted
which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'.
> The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
> 'TIPS' . . . And a bucket full of money.
> (And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
> 2) Better:
> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
> radar post in Nashville , TN. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
with another mailed photo of handcuffs..
> 3) Absolute Best:
> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Tennessee State
walked to her car window, fl ipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I
you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.' He
'Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls.
> There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
> said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol Car and left.
> She was laughing too hard to start her car.......
06-26-2008, 01:08 PM #2
06-26-2008, 05:38 PM #3
How about the guy who got pulled over for speeding in Atlanta Ga.
The cop walks up to the car and says "Boy, nobody speeds through my city."
The speeder promply replies "Sherman did."
Sorry Smokes!That look on my face is not concern, its shock at your utter stupidity!
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