Thread: #2 pencil
08-24-2008, 11:20 AM #1
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Franklinton. La
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil:
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
"Tell me Susie, who created the universe?"
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Susie.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Sav ior?"
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Susie fell back
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up & shouted,
"If you stick that darn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Nun fainted!Introduce a kid to the outdoors, the American way depends on it
If you can read this, thank a teacher
If you can read this in english, thank a soldier.
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