Thread: Underwear Dust
08-30-2008, 08:10 PM #1
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
08-30-2008, 08:48 PM #2
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08-30-2008, 09:50 PM #3
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08-30-2008, 09:51 PM #4
A few months before I got home form Iraq my wife wife asks if I'd like her to have breast implants.
I told her "I love you just the way you are, I don;t care about all that."
"But I see you looking at other women that have large breasts, and I want to be as attractive as they are to you."
This goes on for quite some time, despite my assurances that she really doesn't need the procedure...
After several weeks of this, I had about enough of the pestering . So I said to my wife, "Honey, I have an idea. Every day, about twice a day, wad up some toilet paper, then rub it between your breasts."
"You think that'll make my breasts larger!?"
"Why not?" said I, "It worked on your ass!"
08-31-2008, 12:12 AM #5
08-31-2008, 02:36 PM #6
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Why would she want his butt any bigger?
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