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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    western pa

    Default Mental Hospital hot line

    Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
    Please select from the following options menu:

    If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

    If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

    If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

    If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the
    line so we can trace your call.

    If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
    Mother Ship.

    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
    you which number to press.

    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
    nothing will make you happy anyway.

    If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

    If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
    beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

    If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
    memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

    If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy
    to talk with you.

    If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
    down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

    If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

    This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your
    part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you
    care.(Well, my job is done. Your turn...)

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