Try this out:
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> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
> to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
> made by Johnson & Johnson
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> Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock
> your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so
> you will not be disturbed.
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> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
> favourite chair. Open the package and remove the
> thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
> so that it will not become chipped or broken.
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> Now the fun part begins.
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> Take out the literature from the box and read it
> carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
> statement:
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> 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson
> &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '
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> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'
> I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality
> control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
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> HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
> ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN
> YOURS!
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> .........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on
> your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an
> old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson
> & Johnson ! ! ! ! !