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    Default The Cabbie & The Nun

    A cabbie picks up a Nun.

    She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
    cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies:
    "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers,
    "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
    and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
    hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
    say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun ki ss me."

    She responds,
    "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
    to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says,
    "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

    "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."< BR>
    Th e nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
    make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
    I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK.
    My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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    Then Kevin gets decked!

    That look on my face is not concern, its shock at your utter stupidity!

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