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    Senior Member trinibob's Avatar
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    Default now and then how stupid have we become!

    SCHOOL*--*1958 vs. 2008

    Jack goes quail hunting before school,*
    pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.*
    1958 -*Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,*
    ********* goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.*
    2008 -School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail*
    ********* and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselor called in*
    ********* for traumatized students and teachers.*

    Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.*
    1958 -*Crowd gathers. Mark wins.*
    ********* Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.*
    2008 -*Police calle d, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.*
    ********* Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it*

    Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.*
    1958 -*Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.*
    ********* Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.*
    2008 -*Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.*
    *****& amp; nbsp;*** Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state*
    ********* because Jeffrey has a disability.*

    Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car*
    and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.*
    1958 -*Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,*
    ********* goes to colle ge, and becomes a successful businessman.*
    2008 -*Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.**
    ********* Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.**
    ********* State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers*
    ********* being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.**
    ********* Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.*

    Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.*
    1958 -*Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.*
    2008 -*Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.*
    **&am p;nb sp;****** Car searched for drugs and weapons.*

    Pedro fails high school English.*
    1958 -*Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.*
    2008 -*Pedro's cause is taken up by state.*
    ********* Newspaper articles appear nationally*
    ********* explaining that teaching English as a requiremen t for graduation is racist.*
    ********* ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system*
    ********* and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.**
    ********* Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English..*

    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,*
    puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.*
    1958 -*Ants die.*
    2008-*BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.*
    ********* Johnny charged with* domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,*
    ********* siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,*
    ********* Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list*
    ********* and is never allowed to fly again.

    Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.*
    He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.* Mary hugs him to comfort him.*
    1958 -*In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.*
    2008 -*Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.*
    ********* She faces 3 years in State Prison.**
    ********* Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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    It's scary how close to reality these really are!
    Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity.

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    Bisquit....... BowhuntnHoosier's Avatar
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    Some crazy but true stuff right there.


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    sadly enough this is kinda true

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    Senior Member duckslayer870's Avatar
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    see what happend in the 40-50 years liberals have tried to run our country.
    GO TEAM 12

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