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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    You will make some dentist a richer person !

    Let'em wait !

    He was a indian dude and told me if I didn't pay straight away he will have his cousins call me at dinner time for the next 6 years
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    He was a indian dude and told me if I didn't pay straight away he will have his cousins call me at dinner time for the next 6 years
    If they are armed with Mathews bows , than you are safe !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    If they are armed with Mathews bows , than you are safe !

    Not those indians Columbus the real indians from india,the ones with the free phones ,you know???
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Not those indians Columbus the real indians from india,the ones with the free phones ,you know???
    but here in the good old USA , we only worry about those groups of Indians , as they never pout around and are calling all hours of the day , or even answering any calls we folks here might have !

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    The support here continues 24/7/ 365 + and is still top notch , regardless of results !

    You are all !

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    Default Well it was the first.............

    Snow storm of the year and we lost power for almost 2 days.

    Now a good way to start the winter.


    I think we only got about 6 inch of snow but it was wet and heavy snow that knock down power lines at will.

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    dont know how it is were your at, but here the power co. quite clearing the lines a long time ago. tree limbs on the lines,right of way full of brush. this is to save money from the six raises they have had in the last two years.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    dont know how it is were your at, but here the power co. quite clearing the lines a long time ago. tree limbs on the lines,right of way full of brush. this is to save money from the six raises they have had in the last two years.

    opps!!! sorry. I'm wrong about the raises. make that seven raises in two years. just read the morning paper. they have been approved for another raise. but to make it a little easier on us they are going to wait untill the last of feb. sure is nice of them.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    opps!!! sorry. I'm wrong about the raises. make that seven raises in two years. just read the morning paper. they have been approved for another raise. but to make it a little easier on us they are going to wait untill the last of feb. sure is nice of them.
    That job now pays almost as well as the post hole diggin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    That job now pays almost as well as the post hole diggin.
    for the ceo
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Snow storm of the year and we lost power for almost 2 days.

    Now a good way to start the winter.


    I think we only got about 6 inch of snow but it was wet and heavy snow that knock down power lines at will.
    Glad it doesn't snow here!!!! If the power goes off how does your refrigerator work????Wouldn't your food get ruined???How friging cold does it get there in the thumb
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Snow storm of the year and we lost power for almost 2 days.

    Now a good way to start the winter.


    I think we only got about 6 inch of snow but it was wet and heavy snow that knock down power lines at will.
    The support here will still continue for you , just invite us over to finish off any adult beverages you might need to dispose of !

    Heck you made it to work , didn't you ?


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    Word is on the street that we here in the fine state of Iowa , are going to get some of that white stuff !

    I might be having a snow shovelling party !

    Hello , hello anyone out there ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Glad it doesn't snow here!!!! If the power goes off how does your refrigerator work????Wouldn't your food get ruined???How friging cold does it get there in the thumb


    The fridge doesn't work.....but no worries it's plenty cold outside to keep beer cold.



    How cold does it get in michigan..........



    It's So Cold...

    It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff...

    It's colder than a witch's tit!

    colder than a whore's heart

    It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge!

    I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

    It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

    Refrigerators are redundant

    Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins

    It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself
    to women.

    you light a candle and the flame freezes

    your shadow freezes to the sidewalk

    you have to break the smoke off your chimney

    you have to open the fridge to heat the house

    your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass

    police tell a robber to freeze, and he does

    that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.

    It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

    It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

    our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan
    to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.

    people look forward to getting a fever

    mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears

    igloos come with a lifetime guarantee

    You bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minute later it's frosted

    The fire department advises you to set your house on fire

    the prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair!

    people were flicking their Bics in their POCKETS!

    this morning that I saw one dog jump starting another dog.

    my balls have became ovaries.

    you'd have to jump start a reindeer.

    I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!

    when you opened the door to the house the small light in front went on!

    when I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!

    My wife made a pot of coffee. She set it outside to cool and it
    froze so fast.....that the ice was warm.

    if my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.

    The fire hydrant is begging a dog to pee on it.

    the snowman begs you to take him inside at night

    that I saw a hen walking with a capon.

    The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands




    The weather is great. My car won't start running and my nose won't stop.


    We get an awful lot of cold waves from Canada.
    Can't we weatherstrip the border?


    I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to
    zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!


    Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.

    Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

    Cat's face stuck in the birdbath.

    Normally, people get OUT of their houses when they catch fire.

    Must keep driver's license on hand to look up sex.

    The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe

    Only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names
    in the snow.



    You asked


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    by the way isn't it summer in Australia right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    by the way isn't it summer in Australia right now?
    Yer the weathers lousy last week forthe start of summer it was only 68-86 most days with the humidity around 75%!!! This made drinking a real problem or was that stop drinking a real problem!!!!About to strip off and have a swim in the ocean now check you latter Westy
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    Wow Gator Eye , you got it good !

    I'm a fan of Shania Twain , as besides my better half and my Hoyts , she's the one for me !

    I got my snow blower out and running !

    I took the tomorrow off , as there were other slaves who wanted to work rather than watch any more of their relatives starve this X-mas season ( they are not archers ) .


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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    opps!!! sorry. I'm wrong about the raises. make that seven raises in two years. just read the morning paper. they have been approved for another raise. but to make it a little easier on us they are going to wait untill the last of feb. sure is nice of them.
    damn. wrong again. make that eight raises in eight years. they have ask for another "small" raise before the end of the year. anyone have any candles they dont need.
    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    damn. wrong again. make that eight raises in eight years. they have ask for another "small" raise before the end of the year. anyone have any candles they dont need.
    Yes , I have an extra candle , can you wait until one of my grand children's birthday is past ?

    Remember you only get the best of the best top notch support here !

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    damn. wrong again. make that eight raises in eight years. they have ask for another "small" raise before the end of the year. anyone have any candles they dont need.
    Why don't you use the ones off your birthday cake they should keep you going untill next summer?????
    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.


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