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Thread: Sick Leave

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    Sick Leave

    I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
    I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?!"

    She said, "I'm going home,too. I can't work in the dark!"

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