One blonde asks another blonde which is farther away Florida or the Moon.The second blonde answers "DUH! Can you see Florida?"

A blonde is driving down the road when she notices another blonde in a row boat in the middle of a corn field. She pulls over and gets out of the car. From the side of the road she yells "Hey you Dingbat. Your the kind that gives us blondes a bad reputation. If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your butt!"