A guy gets pulled over one night for swerving. The cop comes up to his car and say sir I think you've been drinking, your gonna have to get out and take a breathalyzer test. The guy says I cant do that I have asthma if you give me a breathalyzer I'll have a huge coughing fit. Well sir then your going to have to take a blood test. The guy says I cant, I'm a hemophiliac if you poke me with a needle I could bleed to death. Well says the cop you at least have to get out to walk a straight line. I cant the guy says. Why not the cop asked.
Because I'm drunk you moron!!