The Candy With The Little Hole
This should make you smile.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ............... Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!