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    Default Axe and 2 38's

    Stop, Thief!
    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

    (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"



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    Your Bill Graham joke was better....................but not by much

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    Talking I got a laugh out of that !

    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    Your Bill Graham joke was better....................but not by much


    I liked it !

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    Smokes, how long have you had these jokes buried in your back yard?
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    Smokes, how long have you had these jokes buried in your back yard?
    what y'all anti God



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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
    what y'all anti God
    How did you gey anti God out of that question? I'm just saying they are older than you and thats old.
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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