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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    Imaginary unicorns. I am really afraid that ........
    I may of been in a sexual relationship with , and

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
    guilty of beastlity
    so i fell on my knees and

    kept searching for my lost lotto ticket. As I dug in the dirt........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    kept searching for my lost lotto ticket. As I dug in the dirt........
    where I buried my X-friend Vern , as he might still have ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    where I buried my X-friend Vern , as he might still have ....


    that gold tooth that I can ............
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    that gold tooth that I can ............
    take down to those that buy gold items as seen ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    take down to those that buy gold items as seen ...


    on TV. Vern was the only man I ever met that could............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    on TV. Vern was the only man I ever met that could............
    accept getting second hand gold teeth by some backalley dentist ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    accept getting second hand gold teeth by some backalley dentist ...


    He usually got his gold from other .........
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    He usually got his gold from other .........
    prior deceased folks , that just never needed teeth anymore . So ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    prior deceased folks , that just never needed teeth anymore . So ....
    they were taken at a bargain prices , but then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    they were taken at a bargain prices , but then
    he found out that the teeth were actually .........
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    he found out that the teeth were actually .........
    just painted and not made of gold , so they were decaying ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    just painted and not made of gold , so they were decaying ....

    and smelled like old dead carp. So he took the teeth to his...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    and smelled like old dead carp. So he took the teeth to his...........
    friend who bowfishes for carp and asked him .........
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    friend who bowfishes for carp and asked him .........
    can you get the smell out of these? I'll let you use my new teeth if............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    can you get the smell out of these? I'll let you use my new teeth if............
    you are man enough to become a world famous bowfisher ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    you are man enough to become a world famous bowfisher ...


    Who doesnt let the fish outsmart him by ......
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    Who doesnt let the fish outsmart him by ......
    always going after the smart ones , that are in schools

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    always going after the smart ones , that are in schools
    and gang up on unsuspecting fishermen in order to drown them by carefully placing logs..........

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