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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    and gang up on unsuspecting fishermen in order to drown them by carefully placing logs..........
    in their way after quacking like a duck , so they

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    in their way after quacking like a duck , so they
    can get back to feeding on all the .............
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    can get back to feeding on all the .............
    that crap and making life miserable for all good fish ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    that crap and making life miserable for all good fish ...


    Now, where was I? Think I had something....
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    Now, where was I? Think I had something....
    very important to take care of , where is it anyway ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    very important to take care of , where is it anyway ...

    What the hell did I do with that thing? I know I. .....
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    What the hell did I do with that thing? I know I. .....
    had it before my tooth problems , but where could it ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    had it before my tooth problems , but where could it ......


    be? A-hah, that damned crooked dentist must have .....
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    be? A-hah, that damned crooked dentist must have .....
    wanted them colored fake teeth so bad , that he

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    wanted them colored fake teeth so bad , that he


    Pocketed them. I hate crooked dentists that.........
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    Pocketed them. I hate crooked dentists that.........
    are so crooked they are crossed eyed



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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
    are so crooked they are crossed eyed
    and their smile is missing alot of teeth , but I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    and their smile is missing alot of teeth , but I
    think I can break in there tonight and..........
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    think I can break in there tonight and..........
    just like back in days gone by . Such as before .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    just like back in days gone by . Such as before .....
    I was arrested stealing those panty hose from ...............
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    I was arrested stealing those panty hose from ...............
    out of Sally's house of enchantment delights , that was where

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    out of Sally's house of enchantment delights , that was where
    I learned to be a man. She taught me many..........
    That course was so easy I even missed a target !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorman View Post
    I learned to be a man. She taught me many..........
    naughty things and charged me an arm and a leg .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    naughty things and charged me an arm and a leg .....
    and latter I realized I had sinned asgianst God so I



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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
    and latter I realized I had sinned asgianst God so I
    how bad it was and headed right down to the ......

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