The Lone Ranger and Tonto called it a day after a
long trek across the plains searching for a couple of
bank robbers. After they got their tent set up,
exhausted, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours
later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo
Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo .
It means someone stole the tent