WARNING



TOUGH TIMES AHEAD

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,


Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar


warned Australia


that if military action against Iraq & Afghanistan continues,


Taliban authorities will cut off Australia's supply of


Convenience Store managers,


and if this action does not yield Sufficient results,


Cab Drivers will be next,


followed by


BELL Customer Service Reps,


Welfare Office Workers,


Telemarketers and finally,


Queensland Doctors.


THIS IS GETTING UGLY