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    Grow a pair Where's Bruce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by red44 View Post
    Grow a pair Where's Bruce.
    Trust me...this takes balls...menopausal Italian women use knives.

    I know some of you guys go to great lengths to hide some of your purchases. Tell me I'm wrong. Go ahead....lie. LOL

    FYI: This isn't about the money, we own 3 businesses and my wife buys me a bottle of Gran Patron every other month ($600.00/btl) but it's hard for her to wrap her head around a $1500.00 rifle scope or "another bow" regardless of the cost. Just avoiding that whole discussion.
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    your crazy to do this my wife knows everything I buy for archery half the time she wants to help pick it out if you would lie about this what else would you lie about hmmm. 09dreamseason how does this not suprize me that you would do this.
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    Default Lying

    You wanna list?

    Here's some more lies...

    How I feel about my mother-in-law
    How I feel about how my wife's short new haircut
    How she looks in Crocs
    What I think of Lifetime (the man-hating channel) specials and soaps operas
    That she's a good driver
    That the toilet sear should always be down
    That my kid has a great singing voice


    This could take some serious bandwidth...

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    I draw the line at the toilet seat BS...

    Thats crap...if I have to put it up....she can put it down...we agreed on this along time ago...
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    You ever wonder what she's lieing to you about????Hummm........

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    How creative
    Just when you thought you seen it all!!!
    I look at it like this She'll get over it. I let my wife be suprized when UPS shows up at the door with my stuff. But I always plan ahead(overtime) or sell stuff.I always got it covered!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    You ever wonder what she's lieing to you about????Hummm........
    I KNOW I KNOW!!!!
    I cut things up and split them down!

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    Default I hope so

    Seriously, I don't wanna know the whole truth. Some things I would just be happier not knowing. For instance, I went on a long range fishing trip and when i returned home 10 days later, I drove right past my own house...didn't recognize it. My wife has secretly arranged to have the trees removed, planted flowers, painted the house all new colors, put a roll-up grage door in and replaced the front door with a much bigger two-door leaded glass entryway.

    Best home improvement project I never had to deal with! When it comes to the important stuff (like fidelity) there is no worry. We are very close, share identical values and know the "fudge" can only apply to things that don't really matter. Been married a long long time...works for us. others may be different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vortec 1 View Post
    How creative
    Just when you thought you seen it all!!!
    I look at it like this She'll get over it. I let my wife be suprized when UPS shows up at the door with my stuff. But I always plan ahead(overtime) or sell stuff.I always got it covered!!


    I use your tactic, better to ask for forgiveness then for permission..........Then I take my beating and move along.


    UPS even drives by the house and she's calling "What did you buy this time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Where's Bruce? View Post
    Two reasons that won't work:

    1. She's Sicilian from NYC. No stupid.
    2. She already believes I have uncommon luck in raffles as I have been winning raffles since we got married! LMAO I've won rifles, pistols, fishing rods & reels...all kinds of cool stuff.

    Fortunately I am sharp enough to post this request in places where nobody knows me and there is zero chance of a "leak"...now I just need a new archery buddy. There just has to be sympathetic soul out there that understands my situation.
    Tell her you talked to me, Sicilian/Calabras from N.Y. That trumps a Sicilian.
    By the way My last name in Sicilian is "Bowman"for real) If you get a new bow good luck will come to you. I been married 54 years, I know how to work it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator eye View Post
    I use your tactic, better to ask for forgiveness then for permission..........Then I take my beating and move along.


    UPS even drives by the house and she's calling "What did you buy this time"
    Couldn't have said it better myself.My wife does the same thing!!!
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    Default Hi Paul

    You've got mail buddy!

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    Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodney482 View Post
    Good luck
    I was lucky! I won a free bow today!! Wife is thrilled for me!!! Wants to buy me a case for it since it wasn't included in the raffle. My sides ache from laughing (when she's not around).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Where's Bruce? View Post
    The keys to a successful marriage are:

    1. Faithfulness (don't sleep around)
    2. Caring (be a friend all the time)
    3. Don't be too honest. An occasional white lie that doesn't hurt is not only okay, it's essential to a happy marriage. ("No honey, those pants don't make your butt look big, you have perfect curves!")

    What works for me may not work for you. LOL
    My wife asked me does my butt look big in this??? And I replyed what the dress or the hallway guess you know what happened next!!!!

    Just tell the truth, tell your wife your holding it for a Mate at work who's wife isn't as understanding as she is!! then just put it up on the wall and after a month or so no problems!!!

    The older we get the better we were!!

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    The missus was so happy about my raffle win that she's buying a me a SKB case for it! ROTF!!!

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    That is so awesome buddy, I'm glad you won our "Raffle"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBLLNGR View Post
    09dreamseason how does this not suprize me that you would do this.
    I have no idea what you are referring to....
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    need to see photos Bruce!
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