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    Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East , and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

    Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: 'Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, sh#t in de bucket, pi$$ on de $h#t, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

    Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, $!it in the bucket, pi$$ed on the $h!t, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

    Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?'


    The doctor said ... 'You were homesick'.

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    Plenty middle eastern doctors in the U.S. that would probably give better advice than what this guy got.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Plenty middle eastern doctors in the U.S. that would probably give better advice than what this guy got.
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    Funny how no one complained about the Canadian Joke!!!!!

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