Thread: Worse than Carpies day at work
10-21-2011, 01:28 AM #1
Worse than Carpies day at work
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
11-11-2011, 03:56 PM #2
I got a laugh out of that !
And I don't ever show up here much !
By Archerdad in forum Jokes ForumReplies: 7Last Post: 11-04-2009, 10:42 PM
By Daniel Boone in forum Bowhunting forumReplies: 4Last Post: 09-12-2009, 08:37 PM
By wyatt in forum OfftopicReplies: 31Last Post: 01-18-2008, 11:06 PM
By hduc2005 in forum Jokes ForumReplies: 1Last Post: 08-30-2007, 05:40 PM
By switchyhuntr in forum Bowhunting forumReplies: 0Last Post: 02-25-2006, 10:11 PM