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    almost got a bear this morning. or the bear almost got me. heard something coming. got ready to shoot. I was sure it was a nice big buck. it was a bear with two cubs. well they come in and the sow starts to climb the tree I'm in. I'm thinking oh s**t. well I stomp my stand and she stops. then she starts climbing again. so I stomp and shout and she stops and goes down to the ground and they leave. then when I stopped shaking I got down and left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    almost got a bear this morning. or the bear almost got me. heard something coming. got ready to shoot. I was sure it was a nice big buck. it was a bear with two cubs. well they come in and the sow starts to climb the tree I'm in. I'm thinking oh s**t. well I stomp my stand and she stops. then she starts climbing again. so I stomp and shout and she stops and goes down to the ground and they leave. then when I stopped shaking I got down and left.
    No way are you for real??What did you use to get the stains out of your undies(Boxers) that's some story old Mate,glad your alright thoughHad the same thing happen to me a couple of years back,Bloody huge Koala climbed the tree I was in luckly he feel asleep before he reached me!!

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    now for the rest of the story. last year I saw some bears around my stand but not real close. this year I had my 1911 colt 45 on my belt just to be on the safe side. bears and coons are getting to be a big pest around here.
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    Talking Here's what I think !

    I'm glad that you are safe , as you got to be really tough after all these years that you have been on this earth for them critters to chew on !





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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I'm glad that you are safe , as you got to be really tough after all these years that you have been on this earth for them critters to chew on !




    hey thanks. I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    hey thanks. I think.
    You are !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    I'm glad that you are safe , as you got to be really tough after all these years that you have been on this earth for them critters to chew on !




    What did one bear say to the other???Not old bones again

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    Thumbs up That's a good one !

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    What did one bear say to the other???Not old bones again
    You are the man , Westy !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    You are the man , Westy !



    that might be debatable.
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    I almost got one too!!! but the wife left for work early today!!

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    Yikes!! I got nervous just reading it! Glad for the both of you that she made the right choice and left

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheely View Post
    Yikes!! I got nervous just reading it! Glad for the both of you that she made the right choice and left







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    Glad to hear all turned out well.


    "HONDA"

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    no bear is going to keep me from hunting. I'm going back this morning. but one thing I wont do is take my squirt bottle full of walmarts 100% pure apple juice and spray around my stand.
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    Default this reminds me of a stupid joke....

    .....a bear and a rabbit find themselves sitting side by side answering natures call first thing in the morning. The bear says to the rabbit, "Good morning Mr. Rabbit, do you find that you have a problem with ***t stinking to your fur first thing in the morning?" " Why no" said the rabbit, "Good" says the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes himself.


    Can you guess the moral of this story??

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    being the intellectual type (and handsome) I have been sating here a few hours trying to find the moral to this story. and it is
    1 dont poop in the woods
    2 dont poop beside a bear
    3 carry enough tissue for two
    4 gator eye is wrong. there is no moral here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    being the intellectual type (and handsome) I have been sating here a few hours trying to find the moral to this story. and it is
    1 dont poop in the woods
    2 dont poop beside a bear
    3 carry enough tissue for two
    4 gator eye is wrong. there is no moral here.


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    OOHhhhh your so close......keep tryin

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    I got it, I got it.
    4- dont eat prunes before hunting
    I know thats it. do I get a prize.


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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    I got it, I got it.
    4- dont eat prunes before hunting
    I know thats it. do I get a prize.


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    You've already one first prize,you get to hunt another day and thats the greatest prize of all!!As for the bear and the rabbit that could of been "YOU" the bear was wiping on the rabbit



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