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    Default why I missed that easy shot.

    what is your favorite excuse when you miss a target. I think it would be nice to have a list of excuses with numbers. when you miss look at the list and call out a number. would save a lot of time. here are some of mine.
    1 gnat got in my eye
    2 sun got in my eyes
    3 that guys after shave lotion got in my eyes
    4 dont shoot good with shoes on ( for rednecks only)
    5 that girl in the shorts distracted me.
    6 forgot my meds hope I dont get to wild.
    7 that bear over there made me nervous
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    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    8. Who bumped my elbow
    9. I was worried about my beer spilling that I set on the ground.
    10. Dang it! I though I threw that bent arrow away.
    11. I'm use to shooting at things under water. (for Carpy)
    12. I had peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth putting my anchor point off.
    13. and last but not least my personal favority......The wind was blowing
    14........

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    14 nervous today. wife found out about girl friend
    15 nervous today. girl friend found out about wife
    16 really nervous today. girl friend husband found out about me.
    17 see double must have my wife glasses on.
    18 that guy with the pink bow winked at me.
    19 was that Westy
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    Westy , was too close to pull his bow back after nocking his arrow , at point blank range while 3 D shooting and that already dead target got away !


    Smile Westy , cause " Jesus " loves you !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
    Westy , was too close to pull his bow back after nocking his arrow , at point blank range while 3 D shooting and that already dead target got away !


    Smile Westy , cause " Jesus " loves you !
    Sounds like everyone thinks I'm a a$$hole thoughI'm not mad but GFY's!!!!!!

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    As long as the " Big Guy " likes you , you got it made , I think !



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    21) a fly flew in my eye
    22) the magnetic pull of the north pole pull my arrow to the left
    23) batteries died in my red dot
    24) I forgot my good bow at home
    25) I was trying to make sense of Carpy's last post and I got confused
    26) the wind was blowing again
    27).....

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    27 acorn hit me on the head
    28 bug in my ear
    29 stars not aligned
    30 UFO distracted me
    31 carpy trying to find way out of cornfield distracted me
    32 that girl in shorts. again
    33 that bug spray making me see double.
    34 that guy with the down under accent shooting a mathews bow from the kids stake distracted me
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    Lingerie football. I dont care who wins.

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    took lessons form Slippy
    it was to cold
    deer jumped string at 8 yards
    hunting pants to tight
    to many spots to pick just one



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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Smokes View Post
    took lessons form Slippy
    it was to cold
    deer jumped string at 8 yards
    hunting pants to tight
    to many spots to pick just one
    smokes are you shooting fawns again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    smokes are you shooting fawns again.


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    We call them little buggers , dogs here in Iowa !


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    40) raining to hard to see
    41) fog horn sounded at the release
    42) Do farts have lumps?
    43) I was distracted by the kangaroo hopping by
    44) I set my cigar down to shoot and started the woods on fire
    45) The wind was blowing to hard
    46)........

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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    smokes are you shooting fawns again.


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    shhhhhhh!!!! actually Tues evening had a doe at 10 yards and could'nt get on her but tha baby I could have shot passed and enjoyed watching them



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    I havent saw any deer. dont know if the bears run then off or what. been seeing a lot of squirrels. might have to take the judge and a pocket of 410's.


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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    I havent saw any deer. dont know if the bears run then off or what. been seeing a lot of squirrels. might have to take the judge and a pocket of 410's.


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    That sounds like fun. I tried shooting skeet with a judge before. not a easy task.

    Course the bet was over a beer too so that might of influenced the out come.

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    I never mix shooting and drinking ever !

    It's tuff being a " Christain " at times !



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    yeah it is. but well worth the rewards.


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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    yeah it is. but well worth the rewards.


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    You got that right brother , so come over for alittle communion and some breaking bread !



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    we have communion the first sunday of each month. also prayer breakfast each sat. morning which I really enjoy. might want to start one at your church if you dont have it. great way to fellowship see who needs prayers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by longcut36 View Post
    we have communion the first sunday of each month. also prayer breakfast each sat. morning which I really enjoy. might want to start one at your church if you dont have it. great way to fellowship see who needs prayers.
    man hijacks his own thread:

    great ta see y'all enjoying tha Lord



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